Message with a Bottle

Raquellyo · March 2011

Unfortunately this site is blocked at work, so I'm reading all the notes on my iphone and I'm dying laughing...enjoy, this guy is hilarious.

https://messagewithabottle.tumblr.com/

From the site:
On May 19th, I quit my job to be a stay-at-home, freelancer-for-hire and user-of-many-hyphens dad. As a reminder of everything going on with my writing, I leave Post-It Notes around my office so I don't forget deadlines, meetings and the fact my bank account is nearly empty (it's a sick motivational tool--the yearning to eat). I decided to incorporate those same organizational principles while watching my son. These are notes to remind myself what to do, and sometimes more importantly, what not to do when raising a child.

kerrbear72 · March 2011

Some of these are absolutely EFFING hilarious! I can't stop reading...

thewadesons · March 2011

These are hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

mizzmeg · March 2011

My favorite so far has been "The wife asked if I'd be disappointed if the kid didn't grow up to root for the same sports team that I did. Of course not. The real disappointment would come when his new parents told him he was adopted!" I laughed so hard I nearly peed myself!

msmario9 · March 2011

That was great... I needed that this morning.... Thanks for the share/..

Raquellyo · March 2011

I also like:

Still can't tell the difference between the "excited" scream and the "injured" scream so I'll just keep dailing 911 from the next room as a precaution.

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