Especially google images. DH has a rash on his butt - I think it's folliculitis (from him scratching at an ingrown hair or two. Dope.) Oh and yes, I meant to write DH - not DS. Jack's butt is fine.
So being the pseudo doctor that I pretend to be - I HAD to google image the two conditions mentioned above.
Just - don't. Seriously. I am literally nauseous and realize I could NEVER have been a real doctor. I would have barfed every day.
FWIW - I think it IS folliculitis and he has a derm appointment tomorrow morning. For his barnacle butt. BLECH!!! (And I'm about to ovulate - and he has barnacle butt. Great.)
Re: Things to NEVER google: folliculitis and/or mrsa...
Ha! Good luck w/ getting turned on by his barnacle butt! And I'll be sure not to google those ailments.
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I'm not going near him, seriously. Ick. I mean I feel bad and all - but - I'm waiting to see what derm says!
"When it comes to sleeping, whatever your baby does is normal. If one thing has damaged parents enjoyment of their babies, it's rigid expectations about how and when the baby should sleep." ~ James McKenna, Ph.D., Mother Baby Behavioral Sleep Center, University of Notre Dame
So gross.
"When it comes to sleeping, whatever your baby does is normal. If one thing has damaged parents enjoyment of their babies, it's rigid expectations about how and when the baby should sleep." ~ James McKenna, Ph.D., Mother Baby Behavioral Sleep Center, University of Notre Dame
FWIW, my DH has a sort of chronic folliculitis on his upper arms from being a gym rat. It does get better, I swear ;-)
Ohhh...and ROFL at 'barnacle butt'...
This.
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I seriously could not breathe I laughed so hard at this
Good luck with your internet research!
This thread is equal parts hilarious and gross! Hahaha, hope he can get a solution soon!
We used to have a down comforter on our bed and DH had to go to the doctor for a super bad heat rash he got from it. I loved that comforter but for the sake of no more rashes...it had to go! My DH is like a furnace when he sleeps...we could probably go winter camping and be toasty:)
GL with the sexy time!
well then you REALLY don't want seek out youtube piks of people POPPING THOSE PUSTULES! lol. OMG, I'm one of those sick nurses that likes wounds, pus, and infections. The day we had a leg amputee with leech therapy on the floor had to have been the HAPPIEST DAY of my life. lol.
Barnacle butt. snort. You know this is the cycle you get knocked up, right? I can hear the baby nicknames now........
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We did work around it. Anybody ever want instructions on an at-home "IVI" (not IUI - IVI) - let me know...
"When it comes to sleeping, whatever your baby does is normal. If one thing has damaged parents enjoyment of their babies, it's rigid expectations about how and when the baby should sleep." ~ James McKenna, Ph.D., Mother Baby Behavioral Sleep Center, University of Notre Dame