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I'm a hot mess.

Ttimes3Ttimes3
in Cincinnati Babies

During my last pumping session, today:

  1. I could've sworn the pump was repeating the phrase: "Cadillac blue."
  2. I crimped the tubing, causing milk to leak into the tubing, causing me to jump up, causing milk to spill all over my pant leg.
  3. I almost passed out, attempting to blow milk out of the tubing.
  4. I put my shirt on inside out.

I need a nap.

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  • KristenBtobeKristenBtobe member
    Im sorry for laughing. Mike says my pump is saying "lactate lactate"
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  • Ttimes3Ttimes3

    imageKristenBtobe:
    Mike says my pump is saying "lactate lactate"

    Yes

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  • sara401sara401
    Oh no!  I've had pumping days like that.  When I had to go to Vegas for work, I had to pump on the way to the airport and I forgot to put the bottles on.  That's right - I pumped all over myself and was too tired to realize it.  I had a scarf on my lap that soaked up most of it and I finally realized it when I finally went through the scarf onto my leg! :/
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  • Ttimes3Ttimes3

    imagesara401:
    Oh no!  I've had pumping days like that.  When I had to go to Vegas for work, I had to pump on the way to the airport and I forgot to put the bottles on.  That's right - I pumped all over myself and was too tired to realize it.  I had a scarf on my lap that soaked up most of it and I finally realized it when I finally went through the scarf onto my leg! :/

    Oh goodness, that's funny! (NOTE: I'm laughing WITH you, not AT you.) Wink

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  • kel716kel716 member
    I'm sorry for cracking up at your expense.  I always thought my pump was saying "keep going keep going" and "i think i can i think i can"
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  • l.m.k.l.m.k.

    Mine says "life alert, life alert" and I think about the "I've fallen and I can't get up" commercials. 

    The worst thing about BM is that it doesn't come out of nice wool work pants! 

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  • sara401sara401
    imageTtimes3:

    imagesara401:
    Oh no!  I've had pumping days like that.  When I had to go to Vegas for work, I had to pump on the way to the airport and I forgot to put the bottles on.  That's right - I pumped all over myself and was too tired to realize it.  I had a scarf on my lap that soaked up most of it and I finally realized it when I finally went through the scarf onto my leg! :/

    Oh goodness, that's funny! (NOTE: I'm laughing WITH you, not AT you.) Wink

    I thought it was quite funny after I woke up :)  ha! 

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  • Miller238Miller238 member
    LOL at you trying to blow the milk out.  when that happened to me, i took one end of the tube and waved it up and down as fast as possible.  How long did it take for you to notice the shirt?
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  • notguiltynotguilty

    You don't need a nap, you need a drink.Drinks  This reminds me of the day I was hurriedly pumping in my office and stood up without thinking.  I dumped milk all over my suit.  I then had to go to court with a lovely stain down the front of my suit. 

    Hang in there, girl. 

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  • alloboscallobosc member

    When we were OOT I pumped milk all over the couch in our hotel room before I realized it...oops.

    I am pretty sure mine says "hee-haw" or "moo, moo, moo"

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  • Ttimes3Ttimes3

    imageMiller238:
    How long did it take for you to notice the shirt?

    Until I got home. Embarrassed 

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  • Ttimes3Ttimes3
    imagenotguilty:

    You don't need a nap, you need a drink.Drinks  

    I'll take one of those, too.  

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  • addsloveaddslove

    imagekel716:
    I'm sorry for cracking up at your expense.  I always thought my pump was saying "keep going keep going" and "i think i can i think i can"

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought my pump was talking to me, encouraging me along.  I swore mine was saying "I think I can, I think I can?" too!

    And yes TTT, you are a hot mess.  But only in the best way possible. 

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