Today is St. Patty's day so we teachers always try to be a little festive and fun for our kids. I pulled on a green sweater that I had not worn since last year and it fit, actually covering my belly! Hooray! I work in a middle school with some absolutely amazing teachers...and a few old crotches tossed in the mix to make the rest of us miserable at times 
 ! One of the particularly bitter hags stepped into my classroom today and in front of all the kids said:
"I just have to ask...did you squeeze yourself into a pre-maternity sweater today just because it was green? It's going to be pretttttty stretched out if you ever want to wear it again." She smiles and bats her eyelashes, enjoying being able to "joke around" with me at my expense.
I was at the overhead projector correcting a grammar sentence and simply said in the sweetest voice I could muster, "Well, I guess I'll just have to boil it before I put it in the dryer a million times. BYE!"  ![]()
My kids all did me the honor of giving her dirty looks and rolling their eyes until she left! I love my 8th graders!!! Seriously, what is with some women saying ridiculously rude things to the preggos? Do you have that little self esteem that you need to tear down the cute, round-bellied, waddling girls of the world? Anyone else getting embarrassingly rude comments?
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I went to a spa for a pedicure on Tuesday and the receptionist, in a rather loud voice says "WHOA!! When are you due?" Then when I told her it's twins and I have 4 weeks to go she asked me if I was going to be able to walk down the stairs to the pedicure room (and not in a concerned way, more of a sarcastic way). I wanted to say "No, you're going to have to carry me!" but I just smiled and said, "Yes, I'll manage." I probably shouldn't be, but I was a bit surprised that a person working at a nice spa said these things.
Geez! They are supposed to pamper you, not make you feel like crap! Sooo dumb!