I'll start by saying that my pregnancy was relatively easy. No major complaints. No wacky cravings. No morning sickness. No heartburn. No hemorrhoids. No swollen ankles. No stretchmarks. I only gained 26lbs and it was all in my belly. (The kind of weight gain where you wouldn't know I was pregnant if you looked at me from the back or dead-straight on.)
I'll give all the mothers out there a chance to grab their pitchforks...
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Got 'em? Nice and sharp? OK
At about 4 am, 6 days before my due date, I was woken up by a killer windstorm trying to blow my house down. I was... shall i say... moist. I thought to myself, 'Did my water break or am I sweating bullets?' I hit the bathroom and went back to bed. At 5 am, I woke up again in the same state and thought, 'Maybe I am leaking amniotic fluid. But I'm not feeling any contractions or anything. Not even a mild cramp.' My hospital is an hour away. I didn't want to wake up Chef Hubby to drive down to the hospital for them to tell me I am just sweaty or incontinent and send me home. Back to bed. But by 6 am I started feeling these little pings in my abdomen. It was as if Fetus X was lightly tapping on my insides. Definitely not the 'Oh Dear GOD, the PAIN' contractions that every mother in the tri-state and Hudson Valley area told me I'd know when I felt them. I was still unconvinced that I was actually in labor, but I decided to head down to the hospital anyway. So I turned on the TV, watched some Batman (Adam West era), took a shower, watched an episode of GI Joe (yes the 80's version) and then headed down to see what the OB had to say.
We got to the hospital at about 8:30 am and I was still only feeling those light little pings, but they were between 3 and 5 minutes apart. The nurse saw how relaxed I was and took her time getting everything together thinking I'd be back out the door. Then she asked me to give her a urine sample. She was asking me some questions while I was in the bathroom attempting to pee in a cup (I still haven't mastered this skill). Just as I was walking out of the bathroom, she asked if my water had broken. I said I wasn't sure, but just then I realized that, um... yeah it did. My legs were dripping with blood streaked fluid. I was still relaxed, watching Law and Order in the Labor/Delivery/Recovery room. My OB didn't get his butt to the hospital until 9:30am. He told me he took his time because first babies usually take hours and hours to come. Then he examined me and quickly changed his tune. I was already 6cm dilated and 100% effaced. I still hadn't felt any pain.
Moms? You've got your pitchforks. Now grab the torches and kerosene.
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Re: short birth, long story
My story is similar, except I was only 34 weeks. I was 5 cm and had only felt a little backache. Baby was born 4 hours later.
Congrats on the baby and the easy birth!
BFP 4-19-11. Ezri Ana born on due date, Dec 30 2011!
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