Just when I thought I might make it through the last two weeks of pregnancy with no more rude comments, I got a two-for-one from a coworker in the break room.
"That's gonna be a BIG baby!" I responded that it was so funny she should say that because my doctor says he is measuring average. So she replied, "Maybe it's twins, and they just haven't figured it out yet!"
*facepalm*
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