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Funny f/u to Mousey's "spark" post from earlier.

schmoodleschmoodle member
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So in Mousey's earlier post about how to keep the spark alive, I think qtpa made some saucy suggestions incl. something about telling H you're not wearing panties and/or giving a BJ in the drive thru. Even though it wasn't true, I decided as a sociological experiment to test the first on DH tonight (even though we can't engage in any sexual activity - or I can't at least - due to pregnancy) because I imagined that it wouldn't work on him the way it was intended.

He looked at me with a combination of confusion and disgust and then, as I laughed hysterically, said "the whole day?!". 

OMG, I'm dying just repeating it.

Then when I explained to him that it wasn't true and gave the reasoning for my saying it, he asks "You decided to try THAT one and not the BJ thing?!".

Thanks to both mousey and qtpa for inspiring the first thing to make me laugh in what has been a rough week.

*** It's funny because I'm fat ***
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  • kme930kme930 member
    HA! Too funny. I'm 99% sure my DH would have had the exact same reaction! :)
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  • madhatter2003madhatter2003
    This has to be the funniest thing I've read all night!
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  • sasa625sasa625 member
    That is too funny! Thanks for the laugh!!
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  • hannah&benhannah&ben
    LMAO!!!
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  • MagoyMagoy
    That's hysterical!
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  • alchrisalchris member
    Tee hee!!! :)
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  • DavezWifeDavezWife member

    OMG, Davez. Ditto.

    I announced last week that we could have "relations" for a couple weeks, but then we're a dry county again. He looked at me in disgust, and said "I thought you loved me. "  He was referring to the time IN, not the time OUT. lol.  (yet he humped my leg in his sleep that nite, so what evs.)

     

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  • qtpa2tqtpa2t member
    LMAO!!!  That is hysterical.
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  • dundasgirldundasgirl
    I am dying!  That is hilarious!  I especially like the BJ question.  Too funny.
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  • MouseygailMouseygail member
    lol!!  Love it!!  that is so funny!  I had to share with DH and he totally supports your DH on the BJ comment!  HA!
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  • SeaSoulSeaSoul member
    That is hilarious!  And we're the same way - that kind of dirty talk would just turn into a joke-fest in our house.  And I wouldn't have it any other way!
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  • MouseygailMouseygail member
    imageDavezWife:

    OMG, Davez. Ditto.

    I announced last week that we could have "relations" for a couple weeks, but then we're a dry county again. He looked at me in disgust, and said "I thought you loved me. "  He was referring to the time IN, not the time OUT. lol.  (yet he humped my leg in his sleep that nite, so what evs.)

     

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  • ladychicagoladychicago member
    Love it!
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  • nicolita14wnicolita14w
    Yes Like.
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