2nd Trimester

Things to take note of when your water breaks:

This was the 1st piece of information I received from my team of doctors (seriously, before they even did an u/s to figure out how far along I am, medical history, etc.):

Take note of the color/consistency of fluid when your water breaks.  Also take note of any arms or legs that may hang out.

WTF!??!  You mean I have to remain calm enough to see if my kid's arm or leg is hanging out of me, all the while trying to get my hysterical husband to drive me to the hospital?  You have got to be kidding me.

I have nightmares about this, now.  No beautiful babies in the nightmares, just legs hanging out of my vag.

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Re: Things to take note of when your water breaks:

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  • Uhhhhhh...if there is something HANGING OUT OF ME, I reserve the right to lose my shit.

    (Not literally)

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  • Just worry about not getting it on the carpet or in your car!  Best advice yet. . .
  • You know, neither of the drs offices I have gone to have given me that useful information.  They just said if your water breaks, come in.  I think I would have been a little less worried if they said "check for arms and legs".

    Geez....

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  • I'm really sorry to laugh, but I laughed out loud and everyone looked at me weird at work! I can picture it now....walking into L&D I have an arm.

    That would freak me out too!

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  • LMAO....that is the funniest thing I've heard all day!! Reaching for the depends...
  • imagePlannedChaos:

    Uhhhhhh...if there is something HANGING OUT OF ME, I reserve the right to lose my shit.

    (Not literally)

    Ohh....I think I very well may reserve the right to lose my shit if a kids arm or leg is hanging out of me.  Can't piss myself because the kids in the way, so it's gotta come out somehow!!  (EW!)

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  • Were they joking????  OMG!

    Trying to picture a PG woman trying to walk with an arm coming out of her crotch.

  • Whoa!  My water broke at hame with my first.  I had plenty of time to get to the hospital before a foot made it's way out.

    BTW - When a foot comes out first, that's called a footling.  It happened to a good friend of mineIndifferent 

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    LMAO!!!

    LMAO 2

  • LOL
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  • image*Mimi*:

     Also take note of any arms or legs that may hang out.

    Indifferent  Nightmares.  For weeks.

  • Someone on 3rd tri once told me that in their labor class the teacher asked everyone "What do you do if there is a hand or foot coming out of your vagina?"  What do you?  You flip the eff out and call 911 as quickly as effing possible!  Who would do anything different?
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  • Way to point out the silver lining - thanks!!

    And no, this is not a joke.  Seriously.  When they told me this, I turned pale white and then they offered me water.  I guess they could tell I was interally freaking out.

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  • Ha gross. I hope they were joking. I can't imagine a little arm swinging around outside my vag while I walk around.
  • I cant stop laughing!
  • How sweet would it be to have a baby's hand hanging out waving, "Hello world, I'll be out shortly!" 

    OK, I am kidding about that.  It wouldn't be sweet.  It would be freaky.  Definitely freaky.

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  • imagerease.:
    I cant stop laughing!

    Watch out or you'll pee yourself!

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  • OMG that was perhaps the funniest thing I read all day!
  • imageKimL22:

    imageJessimurph:
    Someone on 3rd tri once told me that in their labor class the teacher asked everyone "What do you do if there is a hand or foot coming out of your vagina?"  What do you?  You flip the eff out and call 911 as quickly as effing possible!  Who would do anything different?

     

    Shake it and say "Hi, I'll be your mother for the rest of your life, I hope you enjoy your stay here on Earth.  Oh hey, and happy birthday."

    ::spits out water all over computer screen::

  • I don't mean to rain on your parade, but they're serious. My fluid was filled with Meconium (baby pooped before my water broke) so they had to "flush it out" and then there was an extra nurse there to help with making sure DD's lungs were clear of any Meconium after she was born.

    As far as the foot/arm thing, it does happen as was mentioned.....Still though, I agree with the others, I'd FREAK if I felt an arm or leg sticking out!!!!

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    omg that looks just like my kitty when he was smaller....i wanna go home and cuddle with him now!!

  • imageerbarmywife:

    imagerease.:
    I cant stop laughing!

    Watch out or you'll pee yourself!

    hehe, I JUST emptied my bladder, we are ok for 5 more minutes.

    Dude, seriously this is my favorite post ever!!!

  • imagerease.:
    imageerbarmywife:

    imagerease.:
    I cant stop laughing!

    Watch out or you'll pee yourself!

    hehe, I JUST emptied my bladder, we are ok for 5 more minutes.

    Dude, seriously this is my favorite post ever!!!

    Not if you take some advice that is to KEEP drinking water...then you'll be peeing yourself the next time you laugh.  No joke.

    And, this is a hilarious post!  I have almost peed myself about 10 times, just from reading this one post.

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  • Ok...what would be the worst possible place for your water to break?  In church?  While shopping?  On the street (Baby Mama).  In the car? 
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  • imageKimL22:

    imageJessimurph:
    Someone on 3rd tri once told me that in their labor class the teacher asked everyone "What do you do if there is a hand or foot coming out of your vagina?"  What do you?  You flip the eff out and call 911 as quickly as effing possible!  Who would do anything different?

     

    Shake it and say "Hi, I'll be your mother for the rest of your life, I hope you enjoy your stay here on Earth.  Oh hey, and happy birthday."

     

    ROFLMAO! I was laughing even before I read this.....classic!

  • imageKimL22:

    imageJessimurph:
    Someone on 3rd tri once told me that in their labor class the teacher asked everyone "What do you do if there is a hand or foot coming out of your vagina?"  What do you?  You flip the eff out and call 911 as quickly as effing possible!  Who would do anything different?

     

    Shake it and say "Hi, I'll be your mother for the rest of your life, I hope you enjoy your stay here on Earth.  Oh hey, and happy birthday."

     

    OMG LOL!! You are officially a 2nd tri-er!!

  • LMAO I hope they were joking.
  • Stay calm? Really? Isn't that like telling people to walk, not run, in case of a fire??
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  • imagePlannedChaos:
    Ok...what would be the worst possible place for your water to break?  In church?  While shopping?  On the street (Baby Mama).  In the car? 

    Make a poll!!!

  • imageKimL22:

    imagePlannedChaos:
    Ok...what would be the worst possible place for your water to break?  In church?  While shopping?  On the street (Baby Mama).  In the car? 

    During sex?

    OMG..  I had not even considered that one!

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  • imageKimL22:

    imagePlannedChaos:
    Ok...what would be the worst possible place for your water to break?  In church?  While shopping?  On the street (Baby Mama).  In the car? 

    During sex?

    OMG LOL

  • imageKimL22:

    imageJessimurph:
    Someone on 3rd tri once told me that in their labor class the teacher asked everyone "What do you do if there is a hand or foot coming out of your vagina?"  What do you?  You flip the eff out and call 911 as quickly as effing possible!  Who would do anything different?

     

    Shake it and say "Hi, I'll be your mother for the rest of your life, I hope you enjoy your stay here on Earth.  Oh hey, and happy birthday."

    Or have it shake everybody's hand as you walk into the emergency room at the hospital...better yet, go to the nearest high school on the way and offer free handshakes to pre-pubecent teens with raging hormones.. that should do it for birth control...

  • OMG.  Somebody has GOT to turn this into a halloween costume.
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  • screw the car or the bed - I am willing to replace those but my couch is the BEST thing i own.  When i get close i will have to sit in Bf's chair.
  • LMAO! I can just imagine my husband's face when I share this with him tonight... Priceless :)
  • My mom was telling me that my brother was breach and she was in the hallway waiting to deliver and felt his legs kicking her thighs.  It totally creeped me out when she told me.
  • OMG. that is hilarious.
  • LMAO I seriously can't breathe now. ?It's a good thing I just peed. ?
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