Ahhhhhhhhhh!.... AHHHHHH!!
It's too early for this sh*t!
AH!!
DH stands for dumb husband today!
AHhhhhhhhh!
I like taking showers in peace without someone knocking on the door asking questions about the house, the plans for the day, and LO.
AH!
When LO cries why can't he try for longer than 1 minute to get her to stop!
*breathes in deeply*
AAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*sigh*
ok.... thanks for listening.
Re: small vent
Don't you love it? My DH just walked out of the bedroom at 11:00 and asked how I slept. Umm, not nearly as well as you!
...and now he's dozing on the couch...must be nice!
I take my sweet time in the shower, even if I hear DS crying. Sometimes that's my only 10 minutes away. If he brings the baby in the bathroom I tell him I'll tend to him as soon as I'm done but I'm not getting out with my hair soapy and one leg unshaven unless it's an emergency.
ARG! I hate that so much too! On top of that he'll ask, "where did YOU move my (fill in the blank) to"
I don't touch his stuff and I get blamed when he can't find it! Booo!!!
Haha!
I feel ya! I've been interrupted the second I get the shampoo worked into my hair. Really??? It's been like 2 minutes!
My DH sleeps through the baby screaming on the monitor. I even put it up next to his head and he just kept sleeping. He made the mistake of waking up saying, "Oh my gosh LO slept good last night!!!", as I was just falling asleep for the 5th time since 11pm.
Arg!
I'm the one who always asks DH where he moved my stuff to - but he compulsively moves stuff!! And he's over a foot taller than me and constantly puts stuff like my wallet and cell phone on top of the fridge without even realizing he's doing it. So I guess that's my vent - we have reverse roles in our house.
I figured out that he got it from his mother - we went to visit her and when we went to leave and couldn't find our shoes she finally remember that she had put them in the bathtub!!
DH and I have a running joke that my uterus has special knowing-where-things-are powers. He always asks me where to find his stuff, and 90+% of the time I can tell him. I think men just don't pay attention/engage brain and think about where they might have left X object. Fortunately, for whatever reason this particular quirk doesn't annoy me.