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Changing the subject: Damn Dog!!

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Cause we haven't had a good Danm Dog post around here lately.

Why could I not get that sweet little doggie that just smells like roses?!? Why is my dog so gross (and currently stinky)?

Zoey has taken to farting, growingly at her butt, and when necessary, barking her butt hole back into submission. Which isn't easy since she can't really reach that region.

And did I mention she hasn't been expressed in a long while? So when she DOES reach that region, she gets excited, expresses, and then celebrates by licking it off her neither regions.

So yeah, this means my dog literally has ass breath.

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Re: Changing the subject: Damn Dog!!

  • KristysRedBarnKristysRedBarn
    I was trying to eat cake, but I love a good Damn Dog story involving Zoey. 
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  • rjl07rjl07
    It has been way too long since I have seen a good Zoey story!  Mickey has a new farting habit too - I think it's because his food has a new recipe.  He LOVES the new food so I'll feel bad if we have to switch, but his butt is a little out of control lately.
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  • butterfly843butterfly843

    When my dog farts she doesn't believe it came from her. She stares at her butt and runs almost like she is trying to hide from it.

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  • GuppyAmyGuppyAmy member
    imagebutterfly843:

    When my dog farts she doesn't believe it came from her. She stares at her butt and runs almost like she is trying to hide from it.

    This is Jordan too!  She has recently developed a habit of needing to go outside whenever we sit to eat! I don't understand, doesn't matter what time we eat. Stupid!

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  • surfergirlkonasurfergirlkona
    Oh how I love little miss zoey stories!
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  • heathergirl67heathergirl67 member
    imagebabygirlpriest:

    Cause we haven't had a good Danm Dog post around here lately.

    Why could I not get that sweet little doggie that just smells like roses?!? Why is my dog so gross (and currently stinky)?

    Zoey has taken to farting, growingly at her butt, and when necessary, barking her butt hole back into submission. Which isn't easy since she can't really reach that region.

    And did I mention she hasn't been expressed in a long while? So when she DOES reach that region, she gets excited, expresses, and then celebrates by licking it off her neither regions.

    So yeah, this means my dog literally has ass breath.

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  • EntropicEponaEntropicEpona member

    Oh Zoey!

    Why must they always look at their butts with such shock? And then run away? I guess maybe because they have nobody to blame it on.

    Good luck with the roses.

    12 long, hard years of TTC-
    Miscarriages, losses, lots of treatments & drugs & IVF


    Natural BFP (WTF?!) - 06/04/11 ~ lots of complication and drama, but sweet baby Adele born 02/07/12!

    BFP #million -another girl for us! EDD - 05-08-15 (but will come early)

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  • dandyelledandyelle

    Dear Zoe,

     Aren't butt holes the best thing EVER?! The Universe got it right in giving us this orifice of canine entertainment.

    I applaud your dedication to the cause, and urge you to save your best/smelliest/yuckiest sessions for when company comes over. Also, does your Mom have any white or light furniture, rugs or carpeting? It's important to use these things to leave evidence of your hard work. My goal is to leave my mess everywhere I can until the only choice is to burn the house down. I am REALLY close.

    Sloppy kisses,

     Shelby the WonderDane

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  • Mocha GirlMocha Girl

    I like your ass breath, Zoey!

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