My kid is evil

Hyfagal · February 2011

Last night she woke up at 2 AM for a feeding and decided we weren't going back to sleep. I'm working now so that's not an option. After an hour I layed her back in her bassinet and tried to sleep. She woke me up every half hour from 3 until 8 to put her paci back in. She was always wide awake and as soon as I'd put it in her mouth she'd smile at me. It's hard to be mad at that but I'm so tired.

littlefamilyof4 · February 2011

Awe im sorry. But looking at your siggy pic she is soo adorable! and the toothless smiles are the best, but yes you need sleep. Hope you get some tonight!

nmeissner25 · February 2011

I'm sorry you didnt have a good night my lo does this sometimes her sleeping changes nightly, sometimes she'll sleep for 5 hrs at a time and others she up every hour. I notice she sleeps the worst when we go for long car rides. My family lives a little over an hour away and i notice on the weekends we go visit them that night she doesnt sleep well, or even when we go to the mall shopping which is also about an hour away. Hopefully you'll get a better night sleep tonight.

emlovesrich · February 2011

That is what I dealt with last night...except my LO hasn't really got the smiling down yet. I am so tired...

pattismartcoshi · February 2011

Maybe you should put her up for adoption?

Hyfagal · February 2011

pattismartcoshi:
Maybe you should put her up for adoption?

You mean it's not too late?

saraboston · February 2011

We've all felt that way--I know I have! I hope tonight goes better. Try to get a nap!

skroops · February 2011

Hyfagal:
pattismartcoshi:
Maybe you should put her up for adoption?
You mean it's not too late?

LOL! Love your response to this troll

. Sorry she kept you up last night. Hope tonight is better.

pattismartcoshi · February 2011

Hyfagal:
pattismartcoshi:
Maybe you should put her up for adoption?
You mean it's not too late?

No way, there are tons of couples out there that can't get pregnant that would probably never complain about an infant not sleeping.

Hyfagal · February 2011

pattismartcoshi:

Hyfagal:
pattismartcoshi:
Maybe you should put her up for adoption?
You mean it's not too late?

No way, there are tons of couples out there that can't get pregnant that would probably never complain about an infant not sleeping.

Oh good. Ellie deserves someone that will enjoy every sleepless night and poop splatter on their shirt.

rimjob · February 2011

She is so stinking cute! Elizabeth likes to play those games with me too, the smiles really do make it all worth it though. I swear she smiles more at 3:30am then the whole rest of the day

pattismartcoshi · February 2011

Hyfagal:
pattismartcoshi:

Hyfagal:
pattismartcoshi:
Maybe you should put her up for adoption?
You mean it's not too late?

No way, there are tons of couples out there that can't get pregnant that would probably never complain about an infant not sleeping.

Oh good. Ellie deserves someone that will enjoy every sleepless night and poop splatter on their shirt.

Well she deserves someone that maybe read a little something about what babies do and how they behave and doesnt say stupid *** like "my kid is evil". Sarcastic or not, you sound like a trashbag.

And if you dont like poop splatter, switch to real diapers.

Hyfagal · February 2011

pattismartcoshi:
Hyfagal:
pattismartcoshi:

Hyfagal:
pattismartcoshi:
Maybe you should put her up for adoption?
You mean it's not too late?

No way, there are tons of couples out there that can't get pregnant that would probably never complain about an infant not sleeping.

Oh good. Ellie deserves someone that will enjoy every sleepless night and poop splatter on their shirt.

Well she deserves someone that maybe read a little something about what babies do and how they behave and doesnt say stupid *** like "my kid is evil". Sarcastic or not, you sound like a trashbag.

And if you dont like poop splatter, switch to real diapers.

Woah! Pump the brakes. No need to bring out the big guns, sir. I've learned my lession. I will jump out of bed and play patty cake with her all night long if she wants. Just please do not call me a trashbag again.

rimjob · February 2011

OMG! I make comments like 'my kid is evil" and "my daughter hates me" all the time! Oh I also like to talk about how lame she is when she sleeps all day. I just love being a trashbag of a parent! Hope child protective services doesn't visit tonight!

vllybll078 · February 2011

Wow don't you love people who take sarcastic comments WAY too seriously...

Laina did the exact same thing to me two nights. I feel your evil child pain Stick out tongue

EmjayTheHunted · February 2011

Hyfagal:
pattismartcoshi:
Hyfagal:
pattismartcoshi:

Hyfagal:
pattismartcoshi:
Maybe you should put her up for adoption?
You mean it's not too late?

No way, there are tons of couples out there that can't get pregnant that would probably never complain about an infant not sleeping.

Oh good. Ellie deserves someone that will enjoy every sleepless night and poop splatter on their shirt.

Well she deserves someone that maybe read a little something about what babies do and how they behave and doesnt say stupid *** like "my kid is evil". Sarcastic or not, you sound like a trashbag.

And if you dont like poop splatter, switch to real diapers.

Woah! Pump the brakes. No need to bring out the big guns, sir. I've learned my lesson. I will jump out of bed and play patty cake with her all night long if she wants. Just please do not call me a trashbag again.

*giggle*

Hyfa, would you like a Kleenex? I'm just so sure she's hurt your tender heart.

sherbetlemon · February 2011

pattismartcoshi:
Hyfagal:
pattismartcoshi:

Hyfagal:
pattismartcoshi:
Maybe you should put her up for adoption?
You mean it's not too late?

No way, there are tons of couples out there that can't get pregnant that would probably never complain about an infant not sleeping.

Oh good. Ellie deserves someone that will enjoy every sleepless night and poop splatter on their shirt.

Well she deserves someone that maybe read a little something about what babies do and how they behave and doesnt say stupid *** like "my kid is evil". Sarcastic or not, you sound like a trashbag.

And if you dont like poop splatter, switch to real diapers.

I never catch the good threads until it's too late...

But seriously Hyfa, poop does splatter much more easily through your imaginary diapers. You should consider switching to real ones.

Hyfagal · February 2011

BriannaArledge:

I never catch the good threads until it's too late...

But seriously Hyfa, poop does splatter much more easily through your imaginary diapers. You should consider switching to real ones.

You couldn't have shared this nugget before she ruined my cashmere with imaginary diaper blow out?

sherbetlemon · February 2011

Hyfagal:

You couldn't have shared this nugget before she ruined my cashmere with imaginary diaper blow out?

New idea, just switch to imaginary cashmere. Nothing to ruin!

kapowski23 · February 2011

Hyfa, I love you. ; )

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