oh for pete's sake. this morning i was getting dressed and put on what i thought was a respectable looking shirt, right out of the wash. when i was brushing my teeth i noticed there was a teeny tiny "wet mark" stain from the laundry detergent right in the middle of it. however, it was small and figured my work badge would cover it up. it did.
what i didn't realize was that there is a GIGANTIC wet-mark stain right in the middle of my right boob. right smack on the nipple. it looks like i'm lactating.
9 out of 10 days i have a black sweater to wear over my shirt for extra warmth. obviously, today is day 10 and i don't have that sweater with me so i have nothing to cover up with.
sheesh...
Re: embarrassment.
"And where was I before the day that I first saw your lovely face? Now I see it everyday and I know that I am the luckiest."