If my IRL IF friend...

ColindaP · February 2011

...posts ONE.MORE.STATUS. on FB _bitching about how exhausting and how much work it is having a newborn, I am going to go full-throttle rawr-smash-kill-eviscerate on her a$$. For real.

Yes, I should hide her. I know. But that sick, twisted little part of me is morbidly curious about just how balls-out FH she is going to become.

GuppyAmy · February 2011

LOL I don't want to laugh but I totally get how you feel. I'd had started forwarding her posts to another friend who would make them even funnier for me. In fact, then I blocked her but I figured since her kid was almost a year I could unblock her (after checking her page for any posts and nothing) well, now everyday there is a new post how great her baby is! UGH... FH's who needs them? That could fix the overpopulation problems in this world- get rid of them! Could this be my platform when I run for political office? (PS I'm drinking and think what I wrote is funny, so if it's not, maybe you should have a drink too) Beer

ColindaP · February 2011

GuppyAmy:
(PS I'm drinking and think what I wrote is funny, so if it's not, maybe you should have a drink too)

I think what you wrote is spectacularly funny and that you should keep up the drinking, my dear.

Cissi64 · February 2011

Been there, done that. Really hoping I wasn't "that person" during my one successful pregnancy. Avoiding Pg people in general on the assumption that they are a FH.

CashewsMommy · February 2011

Sounds to me like she needs a *gentle* reminder in form of an @ss kicking!

I can totally relate to not wanting to hide certain people! It's the same reason why I never delete people I never comment on, or never comment on me.

GuppyAmy · February 2011

ColindaP:
GuppyAmy:
(PS I'm drinking and think what I wrote is funny, so if it's not, maybe you should have a drink too)
I think what you wrote is spectacularly funny and that you should keep up the drinking, my dear.

Thanks! This is my plan. AND I just scored Tylenol with codeine.

EntropicEpona · February 2011

I totally get the morbid curiosity, but I'm AMAZED you've been able to restrain yourself.

cutebride73 · February 2011

This is exactly why I am not friends with DH's FH cousins. I can't deal with them and their nonsense. I will admit to, on occasion, going onto DH's facebook page to look them up, but I don't want their crap in my newsfeed!!

ColleenS629 · February 2011

She definitely needs a less-than-gentle reminder about just how lucky she is to be going through all these new mommy woe-is-me problems.

babygirlpriest · February 2011

GuppyAmy:
ColindaP:

GuppyAmy:

(PS I'm drinking and think what I wrote is funny, so if it's not, maybe you should have a drink too)

I think what you wrote is spectacularly funny and that you should keep up the drinking, my dear.

Thanks! This is my plan. AND I just scored Tylenol with codeine.

First - LOVING all this.

Second - Cut her a break. It's hard to be a good mommy when your baby is ugly.

GuppyAmy · February 2011

babygirlpriest:
GuppyAmy:
ColindaP:

GuppyAmy:

(PS I'm drinking and think what I wrote is funny, so if it's not, maybe you should have a drink too)

I think what you wrote is spectacularly funny and that you should keep up the drinking, my dear.

Thanks! This is my plan. AND I just scored Tylenol with codeine.

First - LOVING all this.

Second - Cut her a break. It's hard to be a good mommy when your baby is ugly.

LOL I like the baby is ugly thing...

ColindaP · February 2011

babygirlpriest:

First - LOVING all this.
Second - Cut her a break. It's hard to be a good mommy when your baby is ugly.

Snort. And has a stupid name.

butterfly843 · February 2011

I have a friend who has dealt with if and losses and as soon as she got pg she turned into a fh. She even asked me how I felt when I was pg with twins because she thought she was having twins at first after her IUI. Her baby is due in May and I know she will post complaining about the baby since she is complaining daily about her pregnancy.

GuppyAmy · February 2011

ColindaP:
Snort. And has a stupid name.

Bonus!

LilMaggs · February 2011

CashewsMommy:
Sounds to me like she needs a *gentle* reminder in form of an @ss kicking!
I can totally relate to not wanting to hide certain people! It's the same reason why I never delete people I never comment on, or never comment on me.

I'm with this!

DoingItRight · February 2011

{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}} I hope that she shapes up.

pennynjon · February 2011

There is nothing more annoying than those kind of complaints from someone who knows what you have been through. I have to hide them- it drives me nuts.

KristysRedBarn · February 2011

How quickly they forget how hard they worked to get what they want. Are you good enough friends you can remind her how much she wanted this?

csquared426 · February 2011

I farking hate FB and FH's. I have hidden so many people that I just don't have any friends anymore.

grr_aargh · February 2011

ColleenS629:
She definitely needs a less-than-gentle reminder about just how lucky she is to be going through all these new mommy woe-is-me problems.

I agree.

JuJuBe3 · February 2011

KristysRedBarn:
How quickly they forget how hard they worked to get what they want. Are you good enough friends you can remind her how much she wanted this?

This.

hoping&waiting · February 2011

ColindaP:
babygirlpriest:

First - LOVING all this.

Second - Cut her a break. It's hard to be a good mommy when your baby is ugly.

Snort. And has a stupid name.

And my latte just shot out my nose.

Ok, back to lurking.

Court1 · February 2011

Ugh! Isn't it annoying that you can't bring yourself to hide them either? I had 2 friends that shared my due date with me & I watched their bellies grow & the tears in their eyes when they first saw their newborns. Why? Who the helll knows.

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