vent: my "perfect" day LONG

I'm sorry I need to vent!. When I say "perfect" I mean absolutely dreadful. Lets start from last night. See I have to take a nap before bed or I will be super cranky. So anyways last night I take my usaual nap on the couch at about 8pm, and around 10-10:30ish my boyfriend just decides to wake me up! ahh! I was super ticked, and yelled at him like a sailor for about 5 minutes. So I go to bed (the most uncomfortable place ever may i add, not because of the mattress but because i just cant get comfortable there) and try my hardest to get comfortable, I toss and turn for about an hour, get about half hour of sleep, then have to get up to pee. So I come back from the bathroom, my boyfriend and dog are totally taking over the entire bed! "sugar, get down!" she doesnt listen to me unless I have food. So I do the next best thing, "babe, please get the dog down and scoot over"... I get a couple grumbles and have to repeat myself for him to listen. AHHH! I finally get into bed toss and turn for about half an hour then finally get to sleep! 4am rolls around, yepp you guessed it, Im running to the bathroom once again!. I get back into bed toss and turn yet again for a few minutes then fall asleep. I was having such a great sleep untill my boyfriends alarm went off at 6. AHHHH! I can never get a break! So I say screw it and stay up. My boyfriend makes me brakfast (bless his lil heart) but when I go in the kitchen and get it my freakn dog's nose is all over it! gross! So now not only am I cranky, but I'm also hungry, which isnt a great combo considering I get sick when I dont eat (thanks to my all my pregnancy symptoms replacing themselves with morning sickness, yay) so Now I'm trying to cook the most simple thing so I wont get sick. So a few hours go by and my poor dog (half retriver and shepard) is suck on me! she wont leave me alone at all every time I lay down she flops her huge head on my stomache. not hard just uncomfortable. So I finally get up to get ready to look at new apartments. I get out the shower, get dressed, go to straighten my hair, and my flat iron will not work! ahhh! okay im half puerto rican & egyptian, so I have this curly hair, that I either need flat iron or style while wet, so I have to bend over the sick to wet my hair to style! with absolutely NO mousse because my italian boyfriend just as to spike his hair with MY mousse! he owes me big time.so I just use some spray and let it go. I finally get to the first apartment and its complete garbage. next. The next apartment is really nice but they dont allow "agressive" animals! My dog is a complete sweetheart! next. This apartment was cute but way to small for our new addition! ahhh im sick of this crap!