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Ummm... wha.... She didn't mean THAT, right?
Please remember I work in a religious, ultra-conservative office where the average age is about... oh... ancient.
Church Lady looking person (we'll call her CL) who I know works in here somewhere walks by my office, sees the VD flowers (hee-hee... VD!!) on my desk and we have the following conversation:
CL: Oh my!! They're beautiful!
ME: Thank you.
CL: My husband's never given me flowers like that!
ME: Ummm, ok...
CL: No really. I've never seen something like this. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?!?
ME: Uuuhhh, ::lots of blinking and blushing and praying she doesn't realize what she just said::
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Re: Ummm... wha.... She didn't mean THAT, right?
I'm sure she was thinking you made him a three-course gourmet dinner timed to be hot and one the table the second he got home, not a 3-way with a porn star
But yeah, hysterical. And no one at work you can even joke about that with. Damn.
I am begging you, beggining you!, to go on Urban Dictionary, find the nastiest sexual thing you can, and email it to her.
"Dear Maude, To get flowers this beautiful you'll have to do some gross stuff. Here's what I did (warning- illegal in some states): <insert nastiest stuff ever>."
But yeah, she probably was thinking that he had capped off the evening with something super special- like doing the dishes.
Hmmm - perhaps I just met the definition of "a [Church] lady in the streets but a freak in the bed"???
LOL. Maybe she did mean THAT.
BTW, aren't you the one who loves the super high heeled, somewhat slutty shoes? How does that work in that environment? Merely curious.
Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle!
April 2011 CP @ 5 weeks
Are you trying to say my feet are of loose morals?!?
Actually, yeah, I like slutty shoes. And to answer your question - two things. One, I wear a lot of long pants to cover them. Two, I have two shoe wardrobes - the "sensible" pumps and the "slutty demon feet" shoes. Occasionally the SDF (slutty demon feet) shoes make an appearance at the office - hence the long pants.
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What IS under those long pants? Hmmmmmm?
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Very true...
more slutty girl shoe pics please.
I do love me some shoes.
Well....yes, I suppose I am trying to say that LOL. Long pants are marvelous for that reason, plus they make my legs look longer, therefor making the rest of me look thinner. Two shoe wardrobes are a must. I have a boot wardrobe and a heel wardrobe.
Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle!
April 2011 CP @ 5 weeks
This! LMAO!!!
And Kristy, I love you for bringing up the shoes - Cracking up!
Haha, that?s hilarious! Watch out for those church ladies :-)
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