Wait...you mean to tell me that I ate spicy food, bounced on a birthing ball, had sexy time with DH, and drove over every pothole on my way back from BRU today, and I STILL haven't gone into labor? what.the.hell.
Amelia, my DH keeps asking when my belly will go away. For real, it's almost all gone already, just a medium pooch there, and FFS I'm only 2wks post partum today! Give it a rest!
I'm half tempted to do what I can to put ON weight now just to piss him off.
Amelia, my DH keeps asking when my belly will go away. For real, it's almost all gone already, just a medium pooch there, and FFS I'm only 2wks post partum today! Give it a rest!
I'm half tempted to do what I can to put ON weight now just to piss him off.
damn you skinniest-pregnant-lady-in-the-whole-world.
did you gain like 8 lbs 2 oz when you were pregnant?
The scale at the pediatricians office messed up today. It told me I was 116 lbs. I was 132 pre-pregnancy so although I liked what it said, I knew it couldn't be right. Next time I stepped on it said 152. Ugh! Maybe I shouldn't have stepped on it that second time. Fortunately I've committed myself to not caring about my weight for a while.
The scale at the pediatricians office messed up today. It told me I was 116 lbs. I was 132 pre-pregnancy so although I liked what it said, I knew it couldn't be right. Next time I stepped on it said 152. Ugh! Maybe I shouldn't have stepped on it that second time. Fortunately I've committed myself to not caring about my weight for a while.
Tell me how to not care because right now, I am caring TOO much.
i gained 17lbs. but still, i hate it when dh goes on like a broken record asking when i'll be back to my pre-preg size. when i told him my hips might have widened and may need to buy bigger jeans, he got all poopy-faced like i just sh!t in his mouth. (to dh:) for real you @sswipe, be glad i didn't die in childbirth your ingrate!!
Re: wait..you mean to tell me
Wait...you mean to tell me that I ate spicy food, bounced on a birthing ball, had sexy time with DH, and drove over every pothole on my way back from BRU today, and I STILL haven't gone into labor? what.the.hell.
Amelia, my DH keeps asking when my belly will go away.
For real, it's almost all gone already, just a medium pooch there, and FFS I'm only 2wks post partum today! Give it a rest!
I'm half tempted to do what I can to put ON weight now just to piss him off.
christy-Love this!
where are you delivering? maybe we can meet up at BRU sometime and have a shopping spree together!
damn you skinniest-pregnant-lady-in-the-whole-world.
did you gain like 8 lbs 2 oz when you were pregnant?
Tell me how to not care because right now, I am caring TOO much.
I'm delivering at Unity...are you in the twin cities?
Pissed. I don't want to have to WORK to get this weight off, didn't I just WORK for freaking months to make a baby? This. is. bull.
I am a big fat crybaby. Emphasis on fat. Especially on the chin
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