Ummm... wha.... She didn't mean THAT, right?

babygirlpriest · February 2011

Please remember I work in a religious, ultra-conservative office where the average age is about... oh... ancient.

Church Lady looking person (we'll call her CL) who I know works in here somewhere walks by my office, sees the VD flowers (hee-hee... VD!!) on my desk and we have the following conversation:

CL: Oh my!! They're beautiful!

ME: Thank you.

CL: My husband's never given me flowers like that!

ME: Ummm, ok...

CL: No really. I've never seen something like this. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?!?

ME: Uuuhhh, ::lots of blinking and blushing and praying she doesn't realize what she just said::

ColindaP · February 2011

I'm sure she was thinking you made him a three-course gourmet dinner timed to be hot and one the table the second he got home, not a 3-way with a porn star Surprise

But yeah, hysterical. And no one at work you can even joke about that with. Damn.

Scout05 · February 2011

I don't know. Those Church Ladies can surprise you.

heathergirl67 · February 2011

I am begging you, beggining you!, to go on Urban Dictionary, find the nastiest sexual thing you can, and email it to her.

"Dear Maude, To get flowers this beautiful you'll have to do some gross stuff. Here's what I did (warning- illegal in some states): <insert nastiest stuff ever>."

But yeah, she probably was thinking that he had capped off the evening with something super special- like doing the dishes.

babygirlpriest · February 2011

Scout05:
I don't know. Those Church Ladies can surprise you.

Hmmm - perhaps I just met the definition of "a [Church] lady in the streets but a freak in the bed"???

KristysRedBarn · February 2011

LOL. Maybe she did mean THAT.

BTW, aren't you the one who loves the super high heeled, somewhat slutty shoes? How does that work in that environment? Merely curious.

babygirlpriest · February 2011

KristysRedBarn:

LOL. Maybe she did mean THAT.

BTW, aren't you the one who loves the super high heeled, somewhat slutty shoes? How does that work in that environment? Merely curious.

Are you trying to say my feet are of loose morals?!?

Actually, yeah, I like slutty shoes. And to answer your question - two things. One, I wear a lot of long pants to cover them. Two, I have two shoe wardrobes - the "sensible" pumps and the "slutty demon feet" shoes. Occasionally the SDF (slutty demon feet) shoes make an appearance at the office - hence the long pants.

butterfly843 · February 2011

She probably did mean that, its the quiet ones you have to watch out for.

triple_sevens · February 2011

This entire thread is cracking me up. Especially the Church Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.

GuppyAmy · February 2011

The whole story has me cracking up!

EntropicEpona · February 2011

babygirlpriest:
KristysRedBarn:

LOL. Maybe she did mean THAT.

BTW, aren't you the one who loves the super high heeled, somewhat slutty shoes? How does that work in that environment? Merely curious.

Are you trying to say my feet are of loose morals?!?

Actually, yeah, I like slutty shoes. And to answer your question - two things. One, I wear a lot of long pants to cover them. Two, I have two shoe wardrobes - the "sensible" pumps and the "slutty demon feet" shoes. Occasionally the SDF (slutty demon feet) shoes make an appearance at the office - hence the long pants.

I have a wild girl crush on you, sparkletits.

What IS under those long pants? Hmmmmmm?

LilMaggs · February 2011

butterfly843:
She probably did mean that, its the quiet ones you have to watch out for.

Very true...

mlmtgg · February 2011

more slutty girl shoe pics please.

I do love me some shoes.

KristysRedBarn · February 2011

babygirlpriest:
KristysRedBarn:

LOL. Maybe she did mean THAT.

BTW, aren't you the one who loves the super high heeled, somewhat slutty shoes? How does that work in that environment? Merely curious.

Are you trying to say my feet are of loose morals?!?

Actually, yeah, I like slutty shoes. And to answer your question - two things. One, I wear a lot of long pants to cover them. Two, I have two shoe wardrobes - the "sensible" pumps and the "slutty demon feet" shoes. Occasionally the SDF (slutty demon feet) shoes make an appearance at the office - hence the long pants.

Well....yes, I suppose I am trying to say that LOL. Long pants are marvelous for that reason, plus they make my legs look longer, therefor making the rest of me look thinner. Two shoe wardrobes are a must. I have a boot wardrobe and a heel wardrobe.