We have been having "lets meet baby" sex for about a week now. DH's best friend's birthday is Valentines Day and hates it, so I expressed to DH that I hope Sully decides not to meet us today. Last night I asked DH if he wanted to mess around and he said "Well I do, but I thought you didn't want a Valentines Day birthday."
So, I responded "Honey, I am not a dispenser, its not like deposit 1 sex token, receive baby." His response "Oh." We have been having daily sex for about a week, did he think I had been hiding the babies from each time from him in a closet or something? Do all men go slightly batty before they become dads?
Re: Poor Confused DH (TMI)
Yes, I think they do. I told DH I lost my mucus plug, and he looked alarmed and asked if it was time to go to the hospital. LOL! Basically, he has completely forgotten all that we learned in birthing class. I think all of our DH's are a little hyper and scatterbrained about it all right now.
Haha I bet, I can just see his thought process when you buckled over in the PX with contractions. "Aaaahhhh yes, I am awesome, mental high five to my boys down south. My virility is once again confirmed. Lets go have a baby."