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WTF Wednesday
CherryStarburst
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WTF self... why did you tell your G-mom you would come visit her today when you really don't want to go... and WTF g-mom? Why can't you come visit me so I don't have to haul my a$$ and three kids all the way up there?
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Re: WTF Wednesday
WTF weather - why do you have to be so cold? I don't mind the snow, but the cold wind can go.
WTF UPS - you've had my package forever; are you ever planning on delivering it? It was supposed to be here on the 3rd.
WTF weather?! I guess it's nice being home with Sophie and my H, but these are not how I wanted to spend my PTO days! I'd much rather take a vacation with them in the spring/summer, not hide from the cold in the bedroom.
Which leads me to...WTF work?! Why do you have the shiittiest "inclement weather policy" EVER? "We are always open and you should come to work if you feel it is safe to do so." Yeah. What that means is that you expect us to come in, period. And if we don't, we have to use our PTO days so you don't lose $$. That's BS.
wtf ds, why are you awake for the day at 8:30 when you only got 6 hours' sleep? please do not be a crankpot all day.
wtf dh, stop being such a freaking socially active butterfly and come home at a decent time for once. i know your thing tonight is only once every 3 months, but sandwiched with your tuesday/thursday running schedule, that leaves me with a lot of solo ds time that i don't really want or need.
wtf stupid cat, why are peeing on the carpet? dh will kill you if i leave you two alone together, and truthfully, i'm not far off from that myself
This!!! I ordered my Greenies over a week ago!
WTF H - I have to work but you go back to bed after you feed K, but yet I have to put him down for his morning nap.
WTF CL inquirer - I need to rent my house ASAP and you're dragging your ass getting here to look at it.
WTF CL inquirer #2 - no, I'm not going to drag my ass and haul my baby 25 mins away to sell you NipTuck for $10. You come to me.
Duplicate post.
OMG, That sucks!
WTF coworker? Why do you have to have the phone on speaker when you dial your voicemail? I don't need to hear "Tie-line users, enter your Tie-Line now.", you pressing the buttons, then "There have been 2 failed attempts...." Especially at 7:30 in the morning!
WTF house we found and LOVE, why, why, WHY do you not have a washer/dryer hook up, what kind of house are you??
WTF BFF I'm sorry we have to move, you don't have to be a biitch about it, it's what is best for our family right now! Stop saying my SO is not doing the right thing by moving his family..we are only going an hour away!
WTF self why can't you pick childcare for DS. You have to be in the classroom in two weeks.
WTF J how did you manage to spit up all over me (and get down my shirt) and yourself AND poop all in 10 minutes. And then laugh about it too?
WTF S/O, you watched all this go down this AM and did nothing to help....making me 20 minutes late for work. Mama is going to punch you and your computer out.
WTF Comcast. A internet tech has been to our house 4 times in the last week and our internet is STILL not fixed. I need it fixed for my online class TONIGHT and you can't come until THURSDAY. Ugh.
I'm done now.
WTF, DH, your calculations made it such that we OWE $4,000 in federal income taxes.
WTF AF? Quit making me want to poop every 5 minutes. I don't actually have to poop. Stupid AF.
WTF Sarah Palin? You tried to trademark your name and forgot to sign the application? You are now off-the-charts dumb.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Same here!!
WTF doctor's office?! How are you gonna tell me a nurse practioner with infant experience is covering for DD's pediatriction while he is on vacation, and I get there and they can't even figure out the infant scale?!?! Infant experience my a$$!!!
I got this at 515am...15 minutes before I had to go to work...so WTF DD, how are you gonna pee all over me and yourself and smile, then cry that I have to change your clothes before I feed you. I'm now incredibly late for work...I don't find that funny either...
WTF back- I cancelled my spinal fusion scheduled for this past January because of the baby and my back was better all throughout pregnancy. Why are you going to start acting up now that I don't have the ability to fix you?
WTF self- you made this psychiatrist appointment over a month ago, stop trying to think of excuses to cancel. You need meds as much as you don't want to admit it.
Francesca Pearl is here! Josephine Hope is almost 3!
WTF body... when DS falls back to sleep, YOU DO TOO!!!
WTF DH, when your exhausted wife happens to be up when you wake up, that's not a special code for sexy time... leave me the eff alone!!
WTF, dogs? I know you think snow is amazing, but it's cold and there are wolves and I want to go back inside. Pee faster.
WTF, hair? Stop falling out.
WTF, kid? Rolling over is a very neat skill, but if you go to roll off the changing table again you're going to give me a heart attack.
DD #1 9/11/10
DD #2 8/28/12
#3 Due 10/8/15
So ready for warmer days and flip flops.
WTF self, you have had 7 hours of sleep a 2 large cups of coffee.....get it in gear please and stop dragging.
THIS!
WTF Self: One of the benefits of working from home and having a nanny is that you can find the time to work out. STOP procrastination on TB and go to the gym. NOW!
(I'm not listening)
(I'm playing over here now because I am sick of 0-3 and that breast pump bullsh!t)
(Also, because you are all awesome)
WTF coworkers. DS finally STTN last night and I really needed my a.m. pump session. All that extra chat at the meeting? Made me leak all over my bra. Damp bra is *awesome*.
WTF DH... I love you and miss you, but how do you "forget" Korea has a 15 hour time difference, so you call at 3 am?
WTF DS, why did you wake up fussing at 2:30 so that I was actually awake enough to hear the phone ring?
WTF Self - get it in gear! You've been at work for almost 5 hours and have gotten NOTHING done. The work isn't going away.
WTF H - how many times do I have to tell you I would appreciate help in the morning so I can get to work earlier (and out earlier). You staying in bed til after 7 isn't what I call helping me.
Where are you going missy?
WTF God?? Why do you let things like this happen?
WTF self? Why do you share this with other moms so they cry as hard as you did reading this?
WTF LO? Getting not only sick but a nice batch of bronchioloitis within a week of daycare? Right when things were getting easier.
WTF DH... Why are you acting all aloof and distant, I need some TLC right now. I am sorry I am stressed right now even though you think I should not be.