What is your dirty little secret?

LILBIT1221 · February 2011

Something DH, coworkers or even friends may not know. Doesnt have to be anything major....

Mine is my secret stash of oatmeal creme pies at work. DH commented that I needed to quit eating them at home, so now I eat them at work. Probably not what he meant but Oh well.

CinemaGoddess · February 2011

I have to play my electronic Yahtzee hand held game while I poop, otherwise I can't poop even if I have to poop. If that makes sense.

It's like some Pavlovian response. Yahtzee game = pooping.

srthomas88 · February 2011

I have a girl crush on Pink.

wife1014 · February 2011

When I go out with the girls, I smoke a couple of butts.

monkiem · February 2011

My secret stash of Smarties. I keep them in my bra drawer and eat them during the day. I'm addicted to them. I cannot stop eating them....unless DH is home...he'd yell at me.

monkiem · February 2011

cinema_goddess:
I have to play my electronic Yahtzee hand held game while I poop, otherwise I can't poop even if I have to poop. If that makes sense.

It's like some Pavlovian response. Yahtzee game = pooping.

I'm like that with reading. I keep all the catalogs we get in the bathroom....

mak011980 · February 2011

I have been stalking my friends FB page to see if my ex and his gf had their baby Embarrassed

LILBIT1221 · February 2011

cinema_goddess:

I have to play my electronic Yahtzee hand held game while I poop, otherwise I can't poop even if I have to poop. If that makes sense.

It's like some Pavlovian response. Yahtzee game = pooping.

yippee! I have Yahtzee and Hangman in my bathroom too!

jessie395 · February 2011

I work for an elected official. She didn't run for re-election and her term is up on June 30th. I'm thinking about asking her to lay me off so I can go back to school full time, and because the new guy taking her job is a total a$$hat.

SDarling324 · February 2011

I sometimes go through DH's phone. Embarrassed

He lied to me about who his ex's name was in his phone when we first started dating (8 years ago) and it became a really bad habit of mine.. now I do it and don't realize it. He is even standing right there when I do it sometimes, so its not like I am stealth like about it.

jnaden2 · February 2011

mak011980:
I have been stalking my friends FB page to see if my ex and his gf had their baby

I've done this before. I can't help it but stalk people on FB. My DH has called me out before & thought I was still in love with my ex. I'm not, I'm just nosy. But now that I know he feels that way, I've been trying to get better.

mak011980 · February 2011

jnaden2:

mak011980:
I have been stalking my friends FB page to see if my ex and his gf had their baby

I've done this before. I can't help it but stalk people on FB. My DH has called me out before & thought I was still in love with my ex. I'm not, I'm just nosy. But now that I know he feels that way, I've been trying to get better.

lol definitely This!! No feelings for sure- just nosy is right:)

wearenutts · February 2011

I look at H's ex girlfriends facebook sometimes to see when she will be back in the states visiting family.

I do this because every time she is in town she stops by our house and tries to confess her love for H again. She says "I don't care if you are married and I am married, we can still be together." Last time H avoided her for a month and she wrote him a love letter and stuck it in our mailbox.

egad76 · February 2011

I get cash back at the grocery store so I can buy Starbucks without my husband knowing.

LuJackCity · February 2011

If it makes you feel better I have to read while I poop. I usually have a book handy but have been known to bring the laptop or even resort to shampoo bottles to get the job done.

***Edit*** Didn't quote but this was meant in response to CG's Yahtzee poo

AverysMom1118 · February 2011

I check DH's email all the time because his crazy ex wife emails constantly about their daughter. When we first started dating she would still add stuff in there about wanting their family back together and the fact that she misses him so it makes me very curious. If I see an email, I'll read it then mark as unread. It's not that I want to be sneaky but i'm afraid he'll think I don't trust him if he finds out.

egad76 · February 2011

wearenutts:

I look at H's ex girlfriends facebook sometimes to see when she will be back in the states visiting family.

I do this because every time she is in town she stops by our house and tries to confess her love for H again. She says "I don't care if you are married and I am married, we can still be together." Last time H avoided her for a month and she wrote him a love letter and stuck it in our mailbox.

CREEE-PEEE!

LuJackCity · February 2011

Sometimes I make up stomach issues just so I can spend time alone in the bathroom.

Also I mail order and hide jars of Nutella.

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kcl22 · February 2011

wife1014:
When I go out with the girls, I smoke a couple of butts.

When I first read this I pictured you out with O and A (the girls) drilling butts. LOL

LILBIT1221 · February 2011

SookieFrackhouse68:

My ex tries to FB friend me like every 6 months just because he is impossibly nosy. I've rejected him countless times. He's even gone so far as to try to get his siblings to add me so he can stalk me through their FBs, and has told my BFF to tell me to friend him. Ew.

Anyway, I COULD just block him. But I don't, because I secretly get satisfaction out of rejecting him and bruising his ego every time. And I don't feel the least bit guilty.

Lily is also ten MILLION times cuter than his daughter and it's awesome.

haha awesome. all of it, just awesome.

egad76 · February 2011

LuJackCity:

Sometimes I make up stomach issues just so I can spend time alone in the bathroom.

Also I mail order and hide jars of Nutella.

I've been known to do this....

AadensMommy2010 · February 2011

wife1014:
When I go out with the girls, I smoke a couple of butts.

This for me too. Embarrassed

Yules · February 2011

wife1014:
When I go out with the girls, I smoke a couple of butts.

Me too!

Yules · February 2011

Also, when we went away this past weekend I had some pot cookies. (LO stayed at home with grandma, I do recreational drugs responsibly!)

meggy1017 · February 2011

LuJackCity:

Also I mail order and hide jars of Nutella.

Fantastic idea... I get it in bulk at Sam's and eat it all the time.

Dirty secret.. I love the Kardashians. It started while I was on bedrest and desperate for something to watch.

drewiekc · February 2011

I pluck my bikini line while I'm on the toilet. Sometimes I get caught up in it and realize I've been sitting there for 10 mintues plucking away and still havent peed yet. I dont think DH has ever even noticed that I keep tweezers on the back of the toilet.

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