Kind of a Gross Question...

Da0419 · February 2011

Ok, so my husband & I just had unprotected sex for the first time last night (we are not really trying to conceive until we get our house settled) on accident...basically we got carried away and weren't careful (he usually pulls out, puts a condom on & then finishes). When I was on the pill, his semen would just glob out right away, so I was careful to get up this time & not make a mess. I went to the bathroom when we were done & no glob...is this normal? When does his sperm come out, or am I in big trouble??

giaM28 · February 2011

you are in big trouble alright....although it has nothing to do with globs.

Indifferent

mmkaye · February 2011

Anytime you have unprotected sex, you might be in "big trouble" just FYI.

joanithegreat · February 2011

This is probably mud, but on the off chance it isn't, maybe he just didn't finish.

I can't believe I actually just typed that.

NavyClan · February 2011

hooo boy. First, his sperm never comes out. It's the semen that drips back out (and maybe some of the stupid sperm) but the rest go straight in your cervix as soon as he ejaculates. Second, it's NEVER safe to get started and THEN put on a condom. There can be sperm in pre ejaculate. Third, it is entirely possible that unprotected sex can lead to pregnancy, but where are you at in your cycle? Do you temp and track your ovulation? Please learn more about your body and reproductive system. Go to fertilityfriend.com and do their tutorials, you'll learn a lot.

As far as worrying about being pregnant, if now isn't the right time go pick up some plan B.

Da0419 · February 2011

Lol, I can't believe I actually posted this question, but I'm pretty sure he finished. I guess I should clarify...there was a little bit of stuff when I went to clean myself up afterwards, but not as much as there normally is. I think it's kind of funny that I'm so worried about unprotected sex with my husband, but I guess that's what I get, right?

CWinfree85 · February 2011

giaM28:
you are in big trouble alright....although it has nothing to do with globs.

LMAO!

greenclown · February 2011

Is it even possible to "accidentally" have unprotected sex? Barring instances of "oops, I slipped on the ice and landed on a penis," of course. In all my years of trying not to get pregnant, not once did I accidentally have unprotected sex.

Not that starting to have sex and putting a condom on later is all that protected.

Da0419 · February 2011

Yeah, that's the kicker...I track my ovulation & I'm a couple of days past, maybe 3. Thanks for the website suggestion; I'll have to check that out.

Wifey421Brooke · February 2011

You do know you being on the pill has nothing to do with what his seman does. Right?

kittybits21 · February 2011

any given time of the month, fluids down there will look different. you may not have a glob today, you may have a glob tomorrow, everyone is different and I'm not licensed to give out that kind of globformation.

bancbev · February 2011

The amount of ejaculate varies due to several variables. Maybe he was dehydrated, or maybe he rubbed one out earlier in the day and you didn't know about it?

Kristinmo · February 2011

What does "not really trying to conceive" mean?

joanithegreat · February 2011

kittybits21:

any given time of the month, fluids down there will look different. you may not have a glob today, you may have a glob tomorrow, everyone is different and I'm not licensed to give out that kind of globformation.

This is my new favorite word of the day.

Wifey421Brooke · February 2011

Da0419:
Lol, I can't believe I actually posted this question, but I'm pretty sure he finished. I guess I should clarify...there was a little bit of stuff when I went to clean myself up afterwards, but not as much as there normally is. I think it's kind of funny that I'm so worried about unprotected sex with my husband, but I guess that's what I get, right?

Maybe he rubbed one out before you had sex?

Wifey421Brooke · February 2011

bancbev:
The amount of ejaculate varies due to several variables. Maybe he was dehydrated, or maybe he rubbed one out earlier in the day and you didn't know about it?

You beat me to it..

Da0419 · February 2011

If he did, it was in the bathroom @ work...you guys are too funny, btw.

NavyClan · February 2011

Da0419:
Yeah, that's the kicker...I track my ovulation & I'm a couple of days past, maybe 3. Thanks for the website suggestion; I'll have to check that out.

FYI tracking it as in "day 14 = ovulation and day 28 = period" means nothing. You won't actually know if you ovulate unless you're taking your temperature. Even if you use ovulation predictors, you can test positive but not actually ovulate. That being said, if you have already ovulated you probably aren't pregnant because the egg only lives for about 24 hours. That website is an invaluable learning tool, definitely look at their info. Good luck and I hope things work out the way you want them to.

Da0419 · February 2011

Well we're not planning on having a baby (ie going at it with a goal of getting pregnant), but as you can see, we're not being nearly as careful as we have been in the past. We've been talking about having kids since we got married, but we both want to get a house first (we're in the process of doing this right now). Getting pregnant wouldn't be the end of the world for either of us (both have good jobs, education, supportive families...no drug/alcohol problems, never been on COPS or Maury, etc), but it's not something that we're actively trying to do.

ilubmybabymore · February 2011

I think it's obvious that your husband faked an orgasm, duh.

LauraElizabeth85 · February 2011

... I would suggest doing some research/reading on ttc based on what you just posted...

weelass24 · February 2011

I heart this thread.

OP, I hate to break it to you, but I'd bet anything you are, in fact, KU.

Da0419 · February 2011

Lol, I guess I just wanted to spice things up on this page with my tmi question (I usually don't share that kind of stuff)...seemed a bit dead for a Monday :-)

Da0419 · February 2011

Not that it makes a difference, but we found the glob, people, we have found the glob. I asked my husband about it when he got home from class tonight & he said that it ended up all over his leg (serves him right). I guess I wasn't as careful about getting up as I thought I was. I also signed up for fertilityfriend.com (thanks again) & according to it (which I'm taking with a grain of salt for now), I ovulated 3 days ago, so I'm not prime for getting pregnant...I guess we'll find out in a couple of weeks. Thanks again for being so entertaining on a Monday! Cool

jCamsquared · February 2011

Da0419:
we found the glob, people, we have found the glob.

This is quite possibly the best thing I have ever read on here.

mmkaye · February 2011

jCamsquared:
Da0419:
we found the glob, people, we have found the glob.

This is quite possibly the best thing I have ever read on here.

LOL. Ahh what a way to start my Tuesday.

kittybits21 · February 2011

mmkaye:
jCamsquared:
Da0419:
we found the glob, people, we have found the glob.

This is quite possibly the best thing I have ever read on here.
LOL. Ahh what a way to start my Tuesday.

I know, this and my coffee and bagel (with a glob of cream cheese)? it just makes today that much better.

Da0419 · February 2011

kittybits21:
mmkaye:
jCamsquared:
Da0419:
we found the glob, people, we have found the glob.

This is quite possibly the best thing I have ever read on here.
LOL. Ahh what a way to start my Tuesday.
I know, this and my coffee and bagel (with a glob of cream cheese)? it just makes today that much better.

Well I hope you ladies will adopt "glob" into your everyday vocabulary & think of me sometimes.

Lyssapee · February 2011

2 things.

1.) I love the term rubbed one out.

2.) I just wanted to be a part of this. It's special.

mrs_b_2007 · February 2011

jCamsquared:
Da0419:
we found the glob, people, we have found the glob.
This is quite possibly the best thing I have ever read on here.

I am with you on this. I saw this last night & almost pissed myself.

I kind of like you OP. You should come & play here more often.

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