Worst names EVER!!! NO KIDDING!!!

Puddlezzz · February 2011

I've heard some horrible names but this takes the cake!! My aunt works as a nurse and a lady delivered a set of twins (1boy and 1 girl) about a month ago. Their names...... Male and Female pronounced like *Molly and Fa-molly* OMG! and its on the birth cert. Ick!

forensicmama · February 2011

Hahahaha! Like Male-y and Female-y? Stick out tongue

HappyMrsK · February 2011

Let me guess, you know someone who knows someone who knows La-a too?

CourtneyNThomas · February 2011

haha Thats pretty good! I took pictures of babies in a hospital for a while..I saw Brook Lynn, Heaven Leigh, Barrette and Lyric (twin girls), and one family who decided to pretty much ruin their daughters life for school and interviews, by using no vowels...Mykhly (supposed to sound like Micali).

Puddlezzz · February 2011

Wait I misspelled them. Malley and famalley but she did do it to be cute. She explained it to me like i said above but didn't spell it that way... if that makes any sence?!?!? Idk its late and I've had a bit too many

forensicmama · February 2011

CourtneyNThomas:
haha Thats pretty good! I took pictures of babies in a hospital for a while..I saw Brook Lynn, Heaven Leigh, Barrette and Lyric (twin girls), and one family who decided to pretty much ruin their daughters life for school and interviews, by using no vowels...Mykhly (supposed to sound like Micali).

Ah, they failed. Y can be regarded as either a vowel or a consonant, depending on its use. Stick out tongue They came. They saw. They failed.

Puddlezzz · February 2011

CourtneyNThomas:
haha Thats pretty good! I took pictures of babies in a hospital for a while..I saw Brook Lynn, Heaven Leigh, Barrette and Lyric (twin girls), and one family who decided to pretty much ruin their daughters life for school and interviews, by using no vowels...Mykhly (supposed to sound like Micali).

UUUUGGG! That makes my brain hurt! icky or ycky

luckyme502 · February 2011

A first grader in my friends class had the first name Kakia. Pronounced Nakia, the mother says the first K is pronounced as a N.

Puddlezzz · February 2011

I hope she learns from her teacher and NOT to her mom.

renc9828 · February 2011

I really hope that this isn't true, because I really hope people can't be that stupid.

StrawberryAlarmClock · February 2011

luckyme502:
A first grader in my friends class had the first name Kakia. Pronounced Nakia, the mother says the first K is pronounced as a N.

Jkj?! (pronounced "huh"?!)

SarahPLiz · February 2011

That story is so old. My mother told it to me when I was five. Seriously.

BetchySprout · February 2011

SarahPLiz:
That story is so old. My mother told it to me when I was five. Seriously.

I think I heard it the same day I heard my dad went to HS with Sh!thead. You know, sha-theed.

karatechrissy · February 2011

luckyme502:
A first grader in my friends class had the first name Kakia. Pronounced Nakia, the mother says the first K is pronounced as a N.

WHO THE F*CK DOES THAT TO A KID?????

People are so dumb. so, so dumb.

grace782 · February 2011

I was so sure this was going to be La-a.... Close enough, I guess.

MrsAtch · February 2011

Wow, fail.

LauranBilly · February 2011

LOL OMGosh. NO way.. that is just EFFED UP MAN! Hmm

COMomma81 · February 2011

It's an urban legend people. If I had a dollar every time someone claimed to know someone who's cousin had a La-a, Lemonjello & Orangejello, Shithead, and Male and Female in their class or L&D ward...I'd be flippin' RICH.

kjr · February 2011

https://www.snopes.com/racial/language/names.asp

Snopes has an article on these "names."
This one goes back to a 1981 Cagney and Lacey episode. LOL

Mrs.Deputy · February 2011

ebonis:
SarahPLiz:
That story is so old. My mother told it to me when I was five. Seriously.

So did mine. Every nurse knows this story - because that's what it is. There would be a lot of Female and Male's running around out there if they were all true.

12bailey18 · February 2011

Mrs.Deputy:
ebonis:

SarahPLiz:
That story is so old. My mother told it to me when I was five. Seriously.

So did mine. Every nurse knows this story - because that's what it is. There would be a lot of Female and Male's running around out there if they were all true.

Yep, every nurse and teacher! My friend of a friend's mom is a teacher and SWEARS it's true....LOL.

CocoBrynne · February 2011

God help us Ick!

Alyssa0918 · February 2011

Thats bad

Spookster · February 2011

CourtneyNThomas:
haha Thats pretty good! I took pictures of babies in a hospital for a while..I saw Brook Lynn, Heaven Leigh, Barrette and Lyric (twin girls), and one family who decided to pretty much ruin their daughters life for school and interviews, by using no vowels...Mykhly (supposed to sound like Micali).

There is nothing wrong with the name Lyric, IMO

santo614 · February 2011

No, for real, I used to wok in a low income pregnancy center and I ran across a couple Shitheads. If I didn't have to copy their birth certificates I wouldn't have believed it. Always pronounced sha theed, of course.

The other one that isn't quite as bad but really silly is So'Fine. I've seen it for both boys and girls.

And don't get me started on all of the future stripper names.

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SarahRose26 · February 2011

santo614:

No, for real, I used to wok in a low income pregnancy center and I ran across a couple Shitheads. If I didn't have to copy their birth certificates I wouldn't have believed it. Always pronounced sha theed, of course.

I will never, ever believe 'Shithead' pronounced as Sha theed. In this time of over complicated and youneek spellings, Shithead is way too straight forward. If there is anyone with a name that is pronounced 'Shar-Theed' then it is spelled Chaartheyd or Shafeeiyde or somesuch. Or at the very, very least 'Sshytheadee'

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