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Most Annoying FB personalities
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I'll start,
Arts and crafts lady- You do something crafty everyday. While, yes not everyone can crochet, you don't do it very well either. You're stuff looks tacky and cheap. Why yes! A mural on the wall could be totally dope, but I wouldn't paint an effin Star Wars charactar on my wall! These people who "Like" all the pictures you post on a daily basis consist of your mom, dad, and grandma need I say more?
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Re: Most Annoying FB personalities
I take pictures of myself blowing kisses in the bathroom mirror at work girl.She also has people take pictures of her leaning against cars and poles and stuff.Yet she does her hair like a twelve year old girl,wears pants so tight she has a muffin top and it's just not sexy.
Oh and I hate the "I try to take sexy pictures while holding my kid" people.You are supposed to look like their mother,not like you are about to have sex.
The sh*tty mom Oh woah is me. Life is so unfair. Its Christmas/my kids' birthday/any event that I know if coming up where I might need a little money, and I have none. I feel so bad for my kids. they are going to have to suffer unless someone loans me some money. Oh and by the way, check out this photo I took on my data packaged cell phone of my nails and hair. I just got the done.
WTF? First off the earned there way.Second you HATE the Jets so why do you care..
Oh, hate this! I posted a status about it. This girl keeps airing her dirty laundry (baby daddy, legal, car, and money troubles) on FB. Then says things like "I used to give so many people rides when I had a car, now I cant go to my probation officers appointment, and I'm going to have to go back to jail."
You put yourself in this situation girly, only you can bail yourself out.
Super vague enigmatic status person: No one gives a shits. Tell us what you're so happy, sad or ambivalent about.
Chronic "liker": It is unnecessary to like every single one of my posts. You are blowing me up with notifications and it is ridiculous.
Francesca Pearl is here! Josephine Hope is almost 3!
Beer just came out my nose because I'm friends with that girl too!!! It's just weird.
This is my number one most hated personality, by far. "Whoa, that was crazy!" "I can't believe that just happened!" "So, so sad..."
These are always followed by 1001 requests to expand on their statement. They never do. They are the worst kind of AW. They love the fact that they force people to sit there and guess what they're referring to. Anytime I catch a new fb friend pulling this sh!t, I immediately drop them!!!
This is my number one most hated personality, by far. "Whoa, that was crazy!" "I can't believe that just happened!" "So, so sad..."
These are always followed by 1001 requests to expand on their statement. They never do. They are the worst kind of AW. They love the fact that they force people to sit there and guess what they're referring to. Anytime I catch a new fb friend pulling this sh!t, I immediately drop them!!!
Unyeilding public display of hearts and "muahs" at the end of each post while simlutaneously fawning over your child and hubby in every.single.post.
And the my life sucks poster: no matter what it's about or wherer you are you have found SOMETHING to b!tch about
I suppose it's a clever way to stalk you.
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Really? Poor you.
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Apparently some people have no shame!
The ultra political nut. You know the one that hates everything about {insert public figure here}, and thinks they don't even go to the bathroom correctly. And they can't just disagree - they have to rant and rave and claim that the fabric of society itself is breaking and we are all doomed if {person} is left unchecked.
This might be an UP, but also, the ultra religious person who puts a new bible quote up every 30 minutes, claims everything is an act of God, and calls even newborn babies "little sinners". Or even worse, Sunday Christians who post how great their sermon was an how close they feel to God, then on Monday they are posting slutty pictures of themselves or cussing up a storm.
UGH, the sexy mom is the WORSTTTTTTTT. I always wonder who the hell is taking pics of her in her booty shorts and sexy shirts when she is holding her kids?
Yes, the vague ones suck, too! One girl is on baby #2 (baby daddy #2 in a year, too) and always posts (with both pregnancies) about being hospitalized, saying her doctor said he can come at 30 weeks (ok Phaedra!), etc but will NOT give details even when like 3000 people ask. ANd then posts "I'm ok now!" UGH, get a life!
The right wing basher makes me nuts. I'm a Republican, not a psycho. NOt every Republican is insane! I should hide him, huh?
Noel - August 2010
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What about the drunk who is always posting about needing a drink or their night/weekend of drinking.
Or the person who cannot spell and writes in all "text speech". Is it really that much easier to type babi instead of baby or wit instead of with??? Ogh.
or the posts that are aLl WrItTeN LiKe ThIs? hAi, I hAvE wAy ToO mUcH tImE oN mY hAnDs.
yeah, that was cool in the 6th grade, not when your 26
This whole thread makes me laugh.. and it also makes me realize I have every single type of "friend" on FB that you guys described.
I think the worst are the moms & dads that go party every.single.weekend. and wear the sluttiest stuff ever and post about how drunk they got.
I'm not saying I don't go out, but we get our "dates" once a month.
I also hate the girls that will says something like this
"I just had the besssst weeeekend everrrrrrr!!" What's with the extra letters?!?!
as for the political comments, it's the opposite here in oklahoma. so many people feel the need to bash every democrat possible even if they don't know anything about politics. there are definitely some liberal crazies, too, but it's pretty one-sided down here.
I think I must have missed this. Can someone elaborate?
Oh LOL. I hate RHW, I will watch the Beverly Hills one I think (w/Kelsy Grammers wife) because those women are a train wreck. Just never hopped on that boat.
Anyways she sounds like a smart one. Yeah, okay, right that scenario sounds believable
the shows are so addicting. i've been watching all of them since the beginning and there's definitely a lot to keep up with. it's probably better if you don't start watching in the first place!
-The cut and paste posters--- usually about being a mom, loving your friends or some optimistic stuff that always ends with "if you agree, copy and post this as your status."
-I also hate the check in feature. Great let the world know when you are not home so they can rob your house. Like I give 2 craps you checked in to 7Eleven.
If you think BH is a trainwreck, your head will explode with ATL. They are insane - like hair-pulling crazy. Loooove them.
I will never everrrrrr get over Phaedra's nonsense. Umm, your baby was 7 lb 23 oz? Wow, interesting! ANd a lawyer reallyyy thought the general population was dumb enough to think the baby was "developed" at 7 months?
I almost peed myself when her doctor said, "You are 40 weeks," and she said that there are "different schools of thought on that."
LOL x 5000
Sorry for hijacking! I love me some RH, especially Atlanta broads!
Noel - August 2010
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the chronic complainer: ugh im so sick. im always sick. i need help. being a single mom sucks. ugh my kid wont go to bed. ugh my kid is sick. ugh i have no money. ugh i need a job. ugh i hate my apartment/neighbors. ugh ugh ugh.
shut up. is there nothing good in your life??? im sorry that you got knocked up during a one night stand and tried and to pin it on your ex who figured it out but grow up - you have a healthy beautiful baby and a family that somehow has no disowned you....
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super mom: every day she does an arts & crafts with her kids. every.single.day. and they have little outings like "oh its free italian ice day at rita's!" its always free stuff too. all.the.time. she also posts what they eat every day. peanut butter and bananas for lunch, porkchops and mashed potatoes for dinner and choc chop cookies for dessert. every day she posts about excatly what "activities" and crafts theyre doing - making hand puppets, then going to the gym, then going to so-and-so's for a playdate, then going to the park, then going to for a free slice at wherever, then to the aquarium, then home to make dinner for my husband....."
well well well arent you just the best mom ever!? this just in: i.dont.care.
This! I am so tired of seeing the "moral of the story" quotes and how they've learned this and that through life's trials and tribulations.
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I have two, and in this case it is the same person:
Weather complaints. She hates the cold & the snow. My response? Do us all a favor and move. Either that or shut the eff up. No matter how much you biitch you cannot change the weather.
Couples who talk to each other via FB, even when they are in the same room. She says: "H just made me the best berry mojito". H comments: "I'm glad you like it". Really? Can you not just talk to each other?? Does it make your life better that you've just shared this with the world?