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DD1 is OBSESSED with FB!

CheriLooWhoCheriLooWho
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She's been lost to the dark side of Facebook.  I'll be sitting next to her and she'll message me.  Sometimes it's really cute and she'll message me "I love you momma!", but most of the time it's just teenage gibberish.  Or she'll ask me a question on my wall and we're in the same room.  Vocalization has been lost on her!

And the kicker, she uses her status like a Twitter feed.  She updates it every 20 minutes or so.  And it's just noise.  She clogs my news feed with her teen ramblings!  aaaahhhh!

Is there a way back from the dark side? I can't wait until she gets bored of FB!  lol :)

 

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  • BFab11BFab11 member

    Do it back to her; write all sorts of crazy stuff on her wall so she's embarrassed.  

    "Hey sweetie, I've asked you 3 times to get your socks out of the hallway!"

    "Dinner will be ready in 15 minutes, wash your hands!"

    "I love you my sweet daughter, never forget that!!"

    Fill it with embarrassing nicknames, chore reminders, sappy gushy stuff, and when she asks you to stop say, "I thought that's how you used fb?  I was just following your lead." 

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  • CheriLooWhoCheriLooWho
    imageBFab11:

    Do it back to her; write all sorts of crazy stuff on her wall so she's embarrassed.  

    "Hey sweetie, I've asked you 3 times to get your socks out of the hallway!"

    "Dinner will be ready in 15 minutes, wash your hands!"

    "I love you my sweet daughter, never forget that!!"

    Fill it with embarrassing nicknames, chore reminders, sappy gushy stuff, and when she asks you to stop say, "I thought that's how you used fb?  I was just following your lead." 

    You are an evil genius!  I love you!  ::MWA!:: 

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  • JingleBeIIeJingleBeIIe
    imageBFab11:

    Do it back to her; write all sorts of crazy stuff on her wall so she's embarrassed.  

    "Hey sweetie, I've asked you 3 times to get your socks out of the hallway!"

    "Dinner will be ready in 15 minutes, wash your hands!"

    "I love you my sweet daughter, never forget that!!"

    Fill it with embarrassing nicknames, chore reminders, sappy gushy stuff, and when she asks you to stop say, "I thought that's how you used fb?  I was just following your lead." 

    This is good. She'll probably get pissed off at you though and delete you as a friend. Then you really can't spy on her.

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  • Princessn678Princessn678 member
    imageBFab11:

    Do it back to her; write all sorts of crazy stuff on her wall so she's embarrassed.  

    "Hey sweetie, I've asked you 3 times to get your socks out of the hallway!"

    "Dinner will be ready in 15 minutes, wash your hands!"

    "I love you my sweet daughter, never forget that!!"

    Fill it with embarrassing nicknames, chore reminders, sappy gushy stuff, and when she asks you to stop say, "I thought that's how you used fb?  I was just following your lead." 

    love it 

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