Babies on the Brain
MandyBrownNoser
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I need to borrow a 90 pound creature
MandyBrownNoser
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to come jump on Bronco and see how he likes it.
Knee him in the head a few times.
Step on his kidneys until he thinks he's going to pee blood.
Any takers?
Fuuck TTC - I'm moving on.
"It's a child, not a cheeto" Thanks mmariluh!
"Ew. I've read all of two posts from you, and you stink like rotting garbage."
"It's a child, not a cheeto" Thanks mmariluh!
"Ew. I've read all of two posts from you, and you stink like rotting garbage."
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Re: I need to borrow a 90 pound creature
"I love glitterfarts and pregnant unicorns." ~ Tim'sWifey
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I'd take the bulldog but I've already got a Ninja who is very much "everything is mine" and she is quite vicious on that point.
I'd take the 50+ pound toddlers but I fear they won't be able to inflict as much pain. We need hardened joints to really drive the point home.
So I'll take the 90 pound creature. Please don't let him exercise in any way, shape, or form so he is in desperate need to burn off some energy when he gets here.
"It's a child, not a cheeto" Thanks mmariluh!
"Ew. I've read all of two posts from you, and you stink like rotting garbage."
LOL, I think the toddlers inflict more pain than the creature, but I shall box him up and ship him to you anyway.
Riley is 45lbs of elbows, knees and endless activity.
HiHiHiWannaPlayHioHiHiYou'reniceHiHiHiWannaplayfetchHiHiHi.
Will that work?
How about a 60 lb BatDog?
::Giggles::
I think that's better than my Spazasaourus!