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May 2011 Moms
Let's play a PIP game
I'm hosting a virtual baby shower in my honor because let's face it- I'm worth it. PIP a picture of what you will be giving me and PIP what food you will be bringing for the potluck to share with the rest of the ladies here.
Oh and please don't give me this for DH
He already got one last week at my work shower (complete with nipples). Nobody likes duplicates.
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Re: Let's play a PIP game
Here's my gift:
And here's my potluck cake:
love ya!
strawberry cheesecake (homemade with real strawberries)
Oh and I should add that my party favors for the shower will be one of these (the pacifier and the baby). Something a little special for your LO and for you to remember this *beautiful* shower.
Can you change the wording to say "It's all about me" please? If not you might not get your redneck pacifier.
I'm so glad someone is willing to play along!
Here is my gift to you
And food because I love spinach dip and it looks especially delicious next to a nosefreida
Oh sure. I'll call the bakery right up and have them change it. I don't think I could live without the bucktooth paci!!
Here you go:
and for dessert, just insert your name:
Girl you are just too good to me! DH has been stuffed up all week so we are gonna test this snot sucker out tonight! Mmm...the thought just makes me crave spinach dip.
SO glad you did this. I mean, you deserve 3 showers, easily.
here is your present
And here's my contribution. Nothing says classy like KFC, straight from the bucket.
Oh sweetie, sweetie, sweetie. That cake looks so delicious. DH can't be here for the shower I'm throwing for myself that you all are providing the food for but I'm gonna have to save him a piece of this. Nobody eat the va jay jay and baby. DH has dibs on that!
I give becuase I care. You can save the vay jay jay and baby to eat on the baby's first birthday, its like the exact same as the top part of the wedding cake.
Mmm finger licking good! You'll have to come over for a playdate and drinks!
Here's your present! I know you just won't be able to live without it!
And because every mommy deserves an anatomically correct baby shower cake...
Wow on a quick glance I thought this was some kind of self pleasuring device LOL
Um, me too. Flutepharm was going to get quite the thank you note from me!
I am giving you this Kegalcisor, but really...it's for DH
And because we're all pregnant:
I know a few people who could really use this!
Rather than bring a potluck, I thought I'd bring a game....
I'm giving you some man-boobs, so you can take a welcome break from breastfeeding
And for dessert cake!
DD due April 2, 2014
Thank you! I wanted to ask people to bring games but thought that might be rude. Manners are VERY important to me. Did you remember to bring a prize for who flings the baby the furthest or am I going to have to do all the work for this shower I'm throwing for myself where you all bring me gifts and provide the food and entertainment?
You are so thoughtful! Thank you! DH will now be able to bond with our baby while my nipples get a rest. I'm a little jealous though because DH's new honkers are way bigger than mine.
Pancake to eat, bunny to keep for LO to play with
I know, I know. I was just thinking that. There is way too much cake and desserts here. The next shower that I throw myself will be much better. When I invite people to bring me gifts and tell them to bring the food- I'll specifiy to each person exactly what they should bring.
I'm very unhappy with this shower. I think I need another piece of the "It's all about me" cake.
Ok ok, I'll contribute a non-dessert snack
And I fully expect my buck teeth paci for this complimentary gift
If it's a girl, I brought some baby high heels:
And some more cake - who doesn't love cake!