means I'm in labor or am "about to pop the baby out". My co-workers are driving me crazy. According to them every time something hurts it means i'm going to go into labor any second. Today I was having hip pain and suddenly they all swear I won't be in tomorrow because I'll be delivering the baby tonight... HMMMM i'm not due for another week and a half, I have no contractions or any other symptoms but they know better.
ARGH!!!

Re: Not every twinge..
Shucks, stop seeing the doctor! They clearly know more than he does.
I would be REALLY tempted to p*ss myself, then run through the office screaming 'My water broke!!'' just to get them. And have a back up pair of britches and pants to change out of your peed in pants.
Aidan was due 4/22 so my plan for April Fools was to tell everyone that my water broke.