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"D"H taught Noah to vag punch me. **Uh, DS mentioned**

Awesome.

 

Ever since I showed DH that gif of the girl getting punched he randomly does it to me. Tonight, Noah saw it and came up and punched me. 

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  • No he did not.  I would kill my husband for doing that. I'm thinking it's a good time to teach Noah to nipple twist DH...
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  • That is super fantastic!  Really.  Next time Noah does it you should tap "D"H's balls and just say thanks.

     

    ***I say tap because you need them***

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  • imageNikki1219:
    No he did not.  I would kill my husband for doing that. I'm thinking it's a good time to teach Noah to nipple twist DH...

    Noah knows what a penis is, so I tell him to "go hit daddy's penis". Lol. DH doesn't call it a vag punch to DS, but he knows what a punch is. 

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  • Oh, no!!  I would say to teach Noah to do it to YH, but that might damage some spermies!  Teach him to do something as equally as horrible though!
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    That is super fantastic!  Really.  Next time Noah does it you should tap "D"H's balls and just say thanks.

     

    ***I say tap because you need them***

    Not for a few months ;-) 

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    imageNikki1219:
    No he did not.  I would kill my husband for doing that. I'm thinking it's a good time to teach Noah to nipple twist DH...

    Noah knows what a penis is, so I tell him to "go hit daddy's penis". Lol. DH doesn't call it a vag punch to DS, but he knows what a punch is. 

    I wanted to say teach him how to do that but I figured you need his donation and punching wouldn't help it... Nipple twists do hurt and they won't hurt any TTC plans. How old is Noah? I know toddler age but would he understand twisting ONLY daddy's nipple... not mommy's? 

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  • imageNikki1219:
    imagenoah-bear:

    imageNikki1219:
    No he did not.  I would kill my husband for doing that. I'm thinking it's a good time to teach Noah to nipple twist DH...

    Noah knows what a penis is, so I tell him to "go hit daddy's penis". Lol. DH doesn't call it a vag punch to DS, but he knows what a punch is. 

    I wanted to say teach him how to do that but I figured you need his donation and punching wouldn't help it... Nipple twists do hurt and they won't hurt any TTC plans. How old is Noah? I know toddler age but would he understand twisting ONLY daddy's nipple... not mommy's? 

    Haha, he's 2. He knows what nipples are too, we don't really hide the names of body parts. Except we don't say breasts, it's just chest. But he thinks my "nipples" is just my third one that's lower on my abdomen. Noah still associates my breasts with nursing. 

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  • Thumbs down DH.
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  • That is so going to come back to bite your DH in a few months. He'll get pay back eventually and it will probably way worse then you can think up. They have a way of innocently harming important daddy parts all on their own.
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  • imagetiffanysbride:
    That is so going to come back to bite your DH in a few months. He'll get pay back eventually and it will probably way worse then you can think up. They have a way of innocently harming important daddy parts all on their own.

    Haha, that's so true.

    Now that Noah is taller, he tries to climb up on DH and grabs his crotch as a pull up point. Haha. Sadly though, when he wants me to pick him up, he's at the perfect height to use my breast (more specifically, nipple) to try to pull up. Ow... 

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