Relive your worst kiss experience

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KJmashup · January 2011

My first one, in like the 8th grade, was full of fail. I was just too nervous. He then broke up with me. A few years later, I saw him in a movie on HBO. Eff me.

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+LuckyVal+ · January 2011

This was a narrowly avoided catastrophe moment:

An overbearing, albeit nice guy kept asking me out in high school. So, I finally complied and suggested we go to one of those comedy improv places.

His mom drove us, which was a bit embarassing since he was 16 and I knew he had a license. Worse, she had a 2 seater hatchback, so he stayed squished in the back window.

He was a total tool at the improv thing, calling out horrible suggestions very loudly and finally got chastised by one of the performers.

So, he walks me to my front door, again, his mom is waiting in her car in the drive way and he leans in for a kiss and I totally turn my head away and he hits my chin instead

He sent me roses anyway. It was all just too much and way too awkward of a night to even consider a second date

hermione76 · January 2011

When I first met DH I was super drunk. I apparently I tried kissing him and it was not pretty. He said I was falling over and licking his face.

So embarrassing. Glad he let that slide.

hopkins5 · January 2011

One guy I kissed was like making out with Niagra Falls. My face is less wet when my friend's Saint Bernard gives kisses. Gross.

He later said it was only because he had braces at the time. Apparently he learned how to kiss once they came off. Huh?

nadinethequeen01 · January 2011

With someone with horrible bad breath and with a scruffy face. I wanted to gag from the horrible breath and my face felt like it had rug burn from his scruffy face. I had to cut it off shortly. Didn't call him back either!

hermione76 · January 2011

SookieFrackhouse68:
I briefly talked to a goody-two-shoes. He was, by far, the WORST KISSER EVER. This is including tongue-ring guy, who I thought would be interesting. No.
Anyway. He kissed like a butterfly. Or a dead fish. All tongue and spit and teeth. No passion, no feeling. Just flopping around. May I mention this guy was already 24. If you haven't learned by then, you are a horrid kisser. He told me I was just "too aggressive," but I'm sorry--it felt like what I imagine kissing labia would feel like. He acted like I had done something inappropriate and disgusting when I acted like anything but Anne of Green Gables.
He cried when I told him to F off. Pvssy.

DEAD.

VABride2008 · January 2011

My best friend and I were hanging out getting drunk one weekend and he ended up trying to kiss me. It was soooo sloppy. He confessed his true love for me and anything I could have felt for him went right out the window when he practically licked my face. It was awful.

We both kind of chalked it up to being drunk and went about our usual friendship. I am so glad he never tried that again!

Aubrianarose · January 2011

My first kiss with DH.

We met online... so on our first date, I opened the door said hello and Wahbam! He was all in my face. I was quite frightened and didn't know what to do with this stranger attached to my face. Both his hands on each side of my face and waaaaay too much tongue (it kind of reminded me of those alien encounter movies "I'm gonna eat your faaaacccceeee!" type things). He said he couldn't help himself that I looked like an angel with the light from the doorway and all... I closed the door on his face.

I thought I was never gonna see him again and now we're married. Stick out tongue

Also, he isn't really that bad a kisser... I think I was just shocked and ill prepared for a full frontal attack upon 'hello'. He has since promised never, ever to do that again.

SDarling324 · January 2011

Mine really isn't all that bad but I'll share. I was in the seventh grade and got invited to a cool party for the first time. My crush was there and by the end of the night everyone was pressuring me to go up to him and plant one on him. So I finally got up the courage and as I go in for the kill my mom walks in to pick me up and totally killed the mood. It was embarrassing but I realized after that he was a horrible kisser anyway, yuck.

Rach7170 · January 2011

hermione76:
When I first met DH I was super drunk. I apparently I tried kissing him and it was not pretty. He said I was falling over and licking his face.
So embarrassing. Glad he let that slide.

I'm sorry, but this had me laughing loudly!

VABride2008 · January 2011

Oh I have another...

My HS sweet heart and I broke up my Senior year and he went on to date another girl. Three years after HS I went to an old friend's house for a get together and my ex and his girlfriend were there. I was dating my now husband but he was not with me. We were all hanging out and having a good time. Next thing I know my ex and I are the only ones left in the room so I decided it was probably time for me to leave. I was saying good bye and he comes up to give me a hug and totally starts trying to make out with me. His girl friend walks in and witnesses his tongue practically down my throat and she just stands there in shock. They get in a fight, I left and tell my husband (then boyfriend) all about what happened.

I figured that was that but then my ex got my phone number from my friend and started blowing my sh!t up. Texting, calling, telling me he misses me and even went to the extent of threatening to beat up my husband. Meanwhile, he is STILL with his gf.

I finally had to change my cell phone number because he wouldn't leave me alone. He broke my heart in HS (and cheated on me with his new gf) and it felt good to finally have the upper hand on both of them. They are still together, been engaged off and on, he's cheated on her a dozen times and she always takes him back.

mocklerja · January 2011

It was definitely the rebound in college. He did not know how to finish a kiss....he was all open mouth and slobbery and would just pull away....no resoultion....let's just say it lasted all of about 2 weeks..... Stick out tongue

MrsFv20 · January 2011

this guy in high school caught me off guard and kissed me. I didn't even know that he LIKED me, so needless to say, it was unexpected. And slobbery. SO slobbery. It actually makes me nauseous to think about it Ick!

that's probably what his tongue looked like.

MSC03 · January 2011

Sadly my WORST kiss experience is my fault. But I'm too ashamed to speak of it. :-(

But I will gladly make fun of any/all ex's!!

kristin2t · January 2011

It's embarrassing to even think about still. It was my first real, "real" kiss, he walked me home after school and I was so nervous. It was weird and awkward, as it should be, but I was so excited, he was sooo cute. And then, my dad opened the door. Mortified. But, turns out we had been leaning on the fricken doorbell.

First real kiss fail.

EHankin · January 2011

Freshman year of high school with a French exchange student. You would think this would be an AWESOME story...but you would be wrong. This kid was by far the worst kisser I have ever met. All tongue, no lips- it was awful. Indifferent

I was thankful when he went back to France because it made it really easy on me. Sadly when I went on exchange the next year he found out where I was staying and called me there several times but I managed to a) avoid seeing him and b) make up for the awful experience by hooking up with another French guy who was a great kisser!

Alysonni · January 2011

My first kiss. The guy thought I would like his gum as a parting gift. It gives me the dry heaves thinking about it.

Rach7170 · January 2011

It was my friend in high school. We were in his car parked and he kissed me. It was slobbery and disgusting. Shortly after he told me he was gay so that totally explained it all. Stick out tongue

We are still friends to this day!

cherie82 · January 2011

I worked with this guy who was soooo hot. In retrospect not really, but at the time he was...lol. Anyway, we ended up kissing and he literally would slobber all over me. Like a dog, and not in a cute way. We would be making out and I would have to wipe my entire face....even my forehead! So gross!

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