lesson: dont sneeze during sex (funny, tmi, embarassment mentioned)

twistedmetal · January 2011

you all wanted funny, you can have funny.....can i have an ice pack and heat pad?

so, we were doing the deed, having our fun, when the urge to sneeze came about. my husband had my arms, and was on top, so there was nothing i could do, i sneezed, on his chest.

umm, yea, that ended that. he rolled over all *ewww* hand wiping chest like it was a poisonous sneeze.

me: ''sorry...''

him: ''sure you are, shotgun''

me: *takes a second to understand the jab* ''hey!!!!''

him: *wipes hand on my arm*

me: ''ewww! gross!" *play-backhands him in the chest*

him: ''how do you think i feel???''

me: *starts snickering* ''ill get you something to wipe it off'' *tries to get out of bed to grab a towel*

him: *grabs me and gives me a backwards hug rubbing my sneeze all over the back of my cami*

me: *struggles to get away* ''hey, uncool'' *still laughing, until i struggle away and tip off the side of the bed*

THUD

*land on floor, moment of shock*

him: *head pops over the edge of the bed* ''you okay?'' *smirking*

me: *gets over shock, elbow hurts* ''ow, my elbow, hahaha'' *continues the laughing*

him: *shakes his head, throws my pillow at me*

me: *swats him with pillow as he rolls to escape it, next thing i know i see his pillow, my body pillow, and our other 6 pillows flying over the edge of the bed*

him: ''scoot over'' *slides off bed, blanket in hand....hands me the blanket, steals all my pillows*

we both fell asleep, after he rubbed my elbow a little, but it only lasted about 90min for me. im too old to be sleeping on the floor, my shoulder hurts, and my elbow still does, too!

Embarrassed Surprise

that was a nice glimpse into my marriage....lather, rinse, repeat

Fallon621 · January 2011

Haha loves it sounds like fun!

twistedmetal · January 2011

i cant believe hes still asleep on the floor! im going back to the bed when i go back to sleep. it was cute and fun to snuggle on the floor, but not good in practice...

im also waiting for the ''you owe me one'' comment