Friday Game Nite: Would you Rather?

DavezWife · January 2011

Simple: answer the one above you, and give one for someone to ponder!

Q - would you rather kiss a random fugly zitty (male) teen for 20 seconds or not have sex for 6 months? (lame, sorry)

schmoodle · January 2011

EASY - no sex for 6 months. I've gone longer than that numerous times (each time when pregnant, but whatevs).

Would you rather drink a glass of curdled, days old milk, or let someone punch you in the face as hard as they could?

Waiting4baby08 · January 2011

I would rather be punched in the face!

Would you rather have an arm growing out of your butt or an extra ear on top of your head?

perry7285 · January 2011

hmm . . . can i have a promise of no irreparable damage from the punch? if it's just a question of pain, i would gladly take the punch. but if i was risking a crooked nose for the rest of my life or an injury to my eye or something, i guess i'd go for the milk.

one of my favorites that i've heard is "would you rather tell your wife she's fat or boo your kid at the school play?". what would the male equivalent be? maybe, "would you rather tell DH that his penis is too small and he's lousy in bed, or boo your kid at the school play?"

Nicole. · January 2011

Tough one...probably getting punched in the face. The thought of the smell, texture, look of the milk is a little too much for me to handle.

Would you rather eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones?

ETA: Oops...I took too long, lol!

leslie&brian · January 2011

I'd rather have the extra ear.

Would you rather have to bite off a dirty mans toenail or lick their armpit?

gabbeyh · January 2011

EASY ONE. No sex please. Hopefully the no sex won't last as long as it did after Eli but we are on hold until the end of summer.

I'm awesome at reading directions. URGH.

Lick an armpit.

Would you rather lick ants of the sidewalk or eat dog food? (My son has done both)

kme930 · January 2011

I guess lick the armpit. Dirty toenails are just gross. Not that armpits are much better, but I assume his dirty toenails have fungus for some reason and I just can't handle that!!

Would you rather spend 2 hours at a bottomless party (where everyone else is also bottomless) or have to flash 20 separate people (Girls Gone Wild style) you know and respect, peer level or older?

FaithRocks · January 2011

kme930:
I guess lick the armpit. Dirty toenails are just gross. Not that armpits are much better, but I assume his dirty toenails have fungus for some reason and I just can't handle that!!
Would you rather spend 2 hours at a bottomless party (where everyone else is also bottomless) or have to flash 20 separate people (Girls Gone Wild style) you know and respect, peer level or older?

Bottomless party. Hands down haha.

Would you rather sleep with someone else (other than your significant other) or go topless in front of all of your high school teachers? Silly, I know.

armywife76 · January 2011

Definitely the bottomless party and hope it's really dark in there.

Would you rather go in to work with your skirt tucked into your panties right before a big presentation or realized after the fact that you've had headlights on all day and no one said a word?

preheatedoven · January 2011

Headlights, no one should be looking there anyway;)

Would you rather have to find a lost object by digging through a bag of your child's dirty diapers or a stranger's discarded food scraps?

Temp848906437505510 · January 2011

I think I'd take a chance with my kid's dirty diapers first.

Would you rather get locked out of your house topless or bottomless?

Temp848906437505510 · January 2011

kme930:

I guess lick the armpit. Dirty toenails are just gross. Not that armpits are much better, but I assume his dirty toenails have fungus for some reason and I just can't handle that!!

Would you rather spend 2 hours at a bottomless party (where everyone else is also bottomless) or have to flash 20 separate people (Girls Gone Wild style) you know and respect, peer level or older?

OK, I wrote mine before reading this!! Too funny!

kristinamh6 · January 2011

I would definitely rather be locked out topless.

Would you rather be covered in spiders or lick a dirty toilet? (Ew! Sorry I found this online)

Cassian · January 2011

I would rather lick a dirty toilet. I have a huge phobia of spiders.

Would you rather be abducted by aliens or be haunted by ghosts? (2 of my biggest fears)

firsttogo · January 2011

Dude, spiders... I think...

Would you rather poop your own pants in public, or change your hubs diaper?

sommerrayne · January 2011

EASY PEASY!!! No sex for 6 months....Not a fair question for me - that would be a a good repreve for me!

DavezWife · January 2011

as a nurse, changing adult diapers do not phase me one bit. And I'm embarassed to admit which Davez might prefer, ha!

Q - would you rather eat kitten soup or grilled puppy?

(I've eaten both in Viet Nam. lol)

KYRN · January 2011

firsttogo:
Dude, spiders... I think...
Would you rather poop your own pants in public, or change your hubs diaper?

I say change hubs diaper, he has an ileostomy now and I've had to empty it in the middle of a busy ER, so this would not be a problem for.

Would you rather toss your boss' salad or pay back $500 that you were overpaid at work?

firsttogo · January 2011

KYRN:
I say change hubs diaper, he has an ileostomy now and I've had to empty it in the middle of a busy ER, so this would not be a problem for.
There is something almost intimate about that. Like caring and nothing vile about that at all....
Would you rather toss your boss' salad (This makes me want to ) or pay back $500 that you were overpaid at work? So, yea beg borrow or steal, I would be paying that chit back.

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