A Story.

TommysGirl56 · January 2011

I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. "That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick. "Let's climb higher.". "No," I said. "I think we should be heading back now.". "We have time," nick insisted. I said we didn't, and Nick said we did. We argued back and forth like that for about 20 minutes, then finally decided to head back. I didn't say it was an interesting story.

I love me some Jack Handey, especially when things turn to madness!

ttmccoot · January 2011

"If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I?d carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like ?Hey, look. He?s carrying a soldering iron!? and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, ?That?s right, it?s a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice."

i love you.

nmr79 · January 2011

My favorite Deep Thoughts is from about when I was in Jr. High:

"When I see an old lady slip and fall on the ice, my first instinct is to laugh. But then, I think, "what if I were an ant, and she fell on me?" Then, it's not so funny...

TommysGirl56 · January 2011

ttmccoot:
"If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I?d carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like ?Hey, look. He?s carrying a soldering iron!? and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, ?That?s right, it?s a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice."

i love you.

Back at ya!

Squishycheeks* · January 2011

Lol:)

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