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February 2011 Moms
Kissing/Light Petting
What he hopes you're thinking: "Oh, I can't resist: I'm powerless before
your seductive ways!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Garlic breath--ewwww!"
Undressing
What he hopes you're thinking: "My God, look at the SIZE of that!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "My God, look at the size of that!"
Foreplay/Oral Sex
What he hopes you're thinking: "I could worship at the alter of your
impressive manhood for hours."
What he's afraid you're thinking: "If he doesn't warn me before he cums, I'm
going to kill him."
Penetration
What he hopes you're thinking: "You stallion, you're splitting me in half!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Is it in yet?"
Your Orgasm
What he hopes you're thinking: "Yes, (his name here), yes!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "I deserve an Academy Award for this
performance."
What he's even more afraid you're thinking: "Yes, (other guy's name here),
yes!"
Postcoital Bliss
What he hopes you're thinking: "Now I know what an earthquake feels like."
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Maybe I should let my lesbian friend Sue
take me to that females-only dance club after all."
Hoping to make you ladies laugh. :) (long)
My friend sent this to me in an e-mail and it brightened my day by making me laugh. I was pretty depressed when I woke up this morning. Hope you ladies all get a kick out of it like I did.
MEN'S THOUGHTS DURING LOVE MAKING
Kissing/Light Petting
What he hopes you're thinking: "Oh, I can't resist: I'm powerless before
your seductive ways!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Garlic breath--ewwww!"
Undressing
What he hopes you're thinking: "My God, look at the SIZE of that!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "My God, look at the size of that!"
Foreplay/Oral Sex
What he hopes you're thinking: "I could worship at the alter of your
impressive manhood for hours."
What he's afraid you're thinking: "If he doesn't warn me before he cums, I'm
going to kill him."
Penetration
What he hopes you're thinking: "You stallion, you're splitting me in half!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Is it in yet?"
Your Orgasm
What he hopes you're thinking: "Yes, (his name here), yes!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "I deserve an Academy Award for this
performance."
What he's even more afraid you're thinking: "Yes, (other guy's name here),
yes!"
Postcoital Bliss
What he hopes you're thinking: "Now I know what an earthquake feels like."
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Maybe I should let my lesbian friend Sue
take me to that females-only dance club after all."
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Re: Hoping to make you ladies laugh. :) (long)