"Ask your mom if she'd be willing to come and stay in September so we can delay day care until October."
He actually said to me, "oh, I didn't know you wanted me to ask her if she could come in September".
Seriously dude.
This is the same man who called me on the way back from getting my chicken strips to see if I said I wanted any dipping sauce. I told him 4 times before he left that I wanted sweet and sour sauce with my chicken strips.
Re: What part of this sentence do you think H didn't understand?
Before I found out I was pregnant. We were out of town and I saw earlier where there was a Krispy Kreme (which I don't have where I live) so I told H Can you stop at the Krispy Kreme on the way, he says yes and drives right past it. OK We'll stop on the way back a little irrated but I'm still getting Krispy Kreme. On the way back, he drives right past it! I went off! I was so pissed. I was pissed because he didn't listen and even more pissed because I felt like a fat ass for getting so upset about doughnuts! I actually cried. lol yes cried. But now we know why.
I see you picked the name Grayson! That is my dream name for a baby but my husband absolutely hates it! I love it.
LOLOLOL!! Oh, it's ok. I don't play around about Krispy Kreme either. Especially if the hot light is on. That is some serious business there. lol.
Last week I called DH who was home from work. I said, "chop up an onion so I can use it to make dinner". I got home, he had forgotten to chop the onion.
Seriously, our child is doomed...
We'll miss you sweet Debbie Girl (4.21.12) and sweet Cindy Girl (8.9.12)

I'm thinking he missed the beginning, middle and end!
This! Seriously, I can walk into a room where DH is and start talking, talk for probably a full 5 minutes and walk out and he would have never known I was even in the room. ugh.
Hmmmmmmmm hot Krispy Kremes!!! And just so you know, I cried when my H forgot to get off the expressway so I could get one. I didn't care.
This totally happened to me too! And I don't even like donuts!! That's when we should have known.