Tell me a secret.

emily0829 · January 2011

Tell me something scandolous, morally wrong, ethically questionable--- whatever you prefer, that you've done. Feel free to leave out certain details so as not to incriminate yourself.

Let's keep it interesting and not make this baby related. Leaving a bottle out for longer than you're supposed to doesn't fall within the qualifications.

....And go.

LaurelBee · January 2011

You first!

boomersooner9779 · January 2011

i have posted this before but i'll repeat. my exfiance was an azz who took my engagement ring out of my room without letting me know he got it. and when i asked him about it he just said yeah and laughed in my face. well i was heart broken and this pissed me off. i also found out he tried to sell it to another mutual friend. SO, i broke into his car (i had a spare key) one nite and stole it, then pawned it, then went on a nice spring break.

boomersooner9779 · January 2011

i have another. i once broke one of dh's fishing poles b/c he pissed me off and then i blamed it on the cat. how a cat would break a fishing pole, i dunno, but that was my excuse.

mrsdeanna · January 2011

I am still trying to think of something to write, but can't. Pretty sad, huh?

sugarland726 · January 2011

Not really sure this is scandalous, but DH is a pack rat like you wouldn't believe. I cleaned out our kitchen and got rid of 3 30 gallon size bags worth of kitchen things we don't ever use. I am took them out to my car last night so he wouldn't see them and I am taking them to the Salvation Army this afternoon for donation. He'll never know they're gone, but would freak because "I might need them someday!!!"

I do this in several rooms of our house. If it wasn't for me, he'd be on his way to his own episode of Hoarders.

mrs.vanderwall · January 2011

When DH and I were first dating (like had been dating for about a month) I went home for Christmas break. I had a HUGE crush on this guy from high school and we were friends, but never more (we worked together on the weekends). Well, I was working and he came in and we were talking and he asked me if I wanted to go out with him and some of his friends later. I said sure and went with him. We drank a little bit and hung out with friends. Then he brought me home and we totally made out. I told DH much later (like months later) and he was super pissed. And I told him that we just kissed once. We really made out. A lot. And it was awesome. I still think about it sometimes. I'm a bad girl.

boomersooner9779 · January 2011

mrs.vanderwall:
When DH and I were first dating (like had been dating for about a month) I went home for Christmas break. I had a HUGE crush on this guy from high school and we were friends, but never more (we worked together on the weekends). Well, I was working and he came in and we were talking and he asked me if I wanted to go out with him and some of his friends later. I said sure and went with him. We drank a little bit and hung out with friends. Then he brought me home and we totally made out. I told DH much later (like months later) and he was super pissed. And I told him that we just kissed once. We really made out. A lot. And it was awesome. I still think about it sometimes. I'm a bad girl.

we need more of this kinda stuff!

and hi mrs.vanderwall!

mrs.vanderwall · January 2011

Hi Boomer!!! Sorry I haven't responded to your PM. I'm working on it! I think I'll just send you a facebook message, because it's easier to see when you reply on that one

. And I'm glad you enjoyed my naughty story.

nopegoat · January 2011

My first year in college I didn't know anyone in town except my DF. Then this guy started paying me a lot of attention in one of my classes. I loved it plus he was a total sweetie and was so cute so I never told him that I had a boyfriend. We decided to hang out outside of class and we were going to bring our dogs to this dog park. I showed up alright... with my dog and my DF. The poor guy was so confused. When we left my DF was like "wow he seemed really surprised to see me." I lied to him and told my DF that the guy knew I had a boyfriend and that he was coming... Oops!

emily0829 · January 2011

LaurelBee:
You first!

Ah, yes... I realized that I should lead by example. I haven't checked out the rest of the thread before hitting reply to this, so I hope you ladies have some juicy stuff!

I had an affair with my ex boyfriend's uncle. We were still together (the ex and I) So it was a double scandalous cheating affair.

Oh, and I was underage (almost 18). He was late 20s. Late 20s.

I still talk to the uncle. Not "like that", of course, and it hasn't been like that for years, but still.... top 5 most scandalous, morally wrong, skankarific moments.

emily0829 · January 2011

boomersooner9779:
i have another. i once broke one of dh's fishing poles b/c he pissed me off and then i blamed it on the cat. how a cat would break a fishing pole, i dunno, but that was my excuse.

Bahahaha!!!!! I suppose it could happen? Maybe the cat continously pounced? Swatted at it enough?

I'm digging the excuse.

emily0829 · January 2011

mrs.vanderwall:

When DH and I were first dating (like had been dating for about a month) I went home for Christmas break. I had a HUGE crush on this guy from high school and we were friends, but never more (we worked together on the weekends). Well, I was working and he came in and we were talking and he asked me if I wanted to go out with him and some of his friends later. I said sure and went with him. We drank a little bit and hung out with friends. Then he brought me home and we totally made out. I told DH much later (like months later) and he was super pissed. And I told him that we just kissed once. We really made out. A lot. And it was awesome. I still think about it sometimes. I'm a bad girl.

Weeellllll..... technically, you only kissed once becase it was an isolated incident. You little whore, you.

mrsj-dub · January 2011

New Year's Day DH and I had the house all to ourselves for the first time since DS was born. We were having loud make you blush sex for the first time in a very, very long time. My FIL came in the house and heard us, clearly - well mainly me at the point he walked in. I couldn't look at him for a week - and he comes over about every night!

boomersooner9779 · January 2011

mrsj-dub:
New Year's Day DH and I had the house all to ourselves for the first time since DS was born. We were having loud make you blush sex for the first time in a very, very long time. My FIL came in the house and heard us, clearly - well mainly me at the point he walked in. I couldn't look at him for a week - and he comes over about every night!

i would die, literally die.

emily0829 · January 2011

boomersooner9779:

mrsj-dub:
New Year's Day DH and I had the house all to ourselves for the first time since DS was born. We were having loud make you blush sex for the first time in a very, very long time. My FIL came in the house and heard us, clearly - well mainly me at the point he walked in. I couldn't look at him for a week - and he comes over about every night!

i would die, literally die.

Oh geez..... How embarrassing! No words.

mrsj-dub · January 2011

boomersooner9779:

mrsj-dub:
New Year's Day DH and I had the house all to ourselves for the first time since DS was born. We were having loud make you blush sex for the first time in a very, very long time. My FIL came in the house and heard us, clearly - well mainly me at the point he walked in. I couldn't look at him for a week - and he comes over about every night!

i would die, literally die.

I was hoping I would suddenly be swallowed up by a dark hole...

meangene · January 2011

Mine really is a secret! I got married right out of college and was seriously not interested in ever getting pregnant, but especially while I wasn't married. So I was a virgin until my wedding.(hey, it's 100% effective, right)

But not really. I had sex with DH at my mom's house two days before!!! Who can't wait two more days? Shameful.

emily0829 · January 2011

meangene:

Mine really is a secret! I got married right out of college and was seriously not interested in ever getting pregnant, but especially while I wasn't married. So I was a virgin until my wedding.(hey, it's 100% effective, right)

But not really. I had sex with DH at my mom's house two days before!!! Who can't wait two more days? Shameful.

Well, there's the rehearsal for the wedding, so why not a rehearsal for the wedding night? Wink

klcl8981 · January 2011

I just don't have the guts to tell my secrets.... But these are some good ones!

jagdlg2010 · January 2011

my daughters father & i aren't married- we've been together for 3 years ( i always refer to him on here as DH just to make it easier)

my ex & i were together for 6 years...i pretty much broke up with him to be with my dh..the first 6 months of mine & dh's relationship, i lied to him about talking to my ex & snuck around and hung out with him a buncha times..we did NOT do anything- i didnt cheat on him but dh finds it hard to believe that nothing happend..he says "all that sneaking around & lying just to stay friends with him come onnn?" and the answer to that is yes..he still to this day doesn't believe me about that, but i do understand why he feels that way. my ex & i were always good friends and towards the end of our relationship thats about all we really were..it was hard to let go & just stop talking to him. i talk to him every once in a while just to say hi & see how things are (dh doesnt know that). lately ive been having dreams about him ''/ i love my dh but i always wonder...what if? when the ex found out i was prego he had said to my sister "that should have been my baby" ughhh

boomersooner9779 · January 2011

klcl8981:
I just don't have the guts to tell my secrets.... But these are some good ones!

spill 'em!

mrstarawalsh · January 2011

I was a huge whore when I went off to school. I slept with several married men knowing that they were married. One of which passed away a few years back. His wife sent out a mass email from his account and I sent my condolences. She emailed me back and went on and on about what a great guy he was and hoe much in lurve they were. I didn't have the heart to tell her he really hated her guts and was sleeping around on her. I felt horrible, and I know I'm going to hell.

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