Two boys and two girls are enjoying some free time in the classroom following a field trip. Boy #1 has a big crush on Girl #1.
Boy 1 is talking about 'privates' with the girls. The conversation was actually a harmless one, really. Nothing too naughty or innappropriate. But I was listening carefully to make sure it stayed that way. It started to get to be too much so I stepped in, gave Boy1 my teacher side-eye and a smile and said, "I think this conversation might be over."
Boy 1 smiles (he's a nice kid), says ok, and then as I left he continues the same line of conversation but changes the body parts to "hot dogs" and "wieners". So I walk on over and give the side eye and say with a smile, "Boy1, I am quite aware that this is the same coversation. So let's change it."
And as I walk away I notice Boy1 put his hands on his hips and say, "Well, I DO have a wiener. And it's AWESOME."
Again, true story.
Re: More From 1st Grade...
ITS A BOY!!!! Born 11/13/11 BFP #4: 10/29/12 edd 7/11/12
M/C July 2009.
BFP #2 6/1/11(1st cycle on Clomid)
Norah Lynn was born on 2/3/2012
TTC again January 2014
Haha, I love teacher stories!
I once had a 1st grade boy ask a 1st grade girl to have SEX with him, I freaked (my first year teaching). I asked him what he thought sex was, and he said touching lips (kissing) - I was SO relieved! Though I did tell him there was to be no kissing either!
BFP #2 - EDD 2/26/12 M/C 6/28/11 @ 5w2d
BFP #3 - EDD 4/7/12 M/C 8/2/11 @ 4w2d
Too beautiful for this earth
BFP #4 - EDD 12/09/12, Lucille arrived 11/26/12
LOL!!!! That is too funny.
I teach 1st grade CCD (this is Catholic Sunday school for those that don't know). I was teaching the kids about John the Baptist and when we were doing the review at the end, I asked who Jesus' cousin was and one squirrely boy raised his hand and said "John the bad-est."
Love 1st grade!!!!
BFP 1 4/2010 M/C 5/1/2010 8w2d EDD 12/10/10 BFP 2 5/5/2011 C/P?? 5/14/2011 5w2d EDD 01/12/12 BFP 3 3/12/2012 EDD 11/23/12 Ultrasound 4/11/12 H/B 160bpm! It's a GIRL!
Missed M/C discoverd at 10w5d measuring 6w6d on 12/3/10 said goodbye 12/12/10 EDD 6/26/11 "this too shall pass"
DS Born 9/29/2005 via c-section (breech)
BFP #3 3/7/11 - EDD 11/17/11
Betas: @14dpo-182 @18dpo-854!! @21dpo-3124!!!
3-27-11 150 BPM!!!!
He's a BOY!!!! Kieran Thomas