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ablou
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Because lists of 10 are so much fun...
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10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at
all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and
divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage
would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry
because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more
children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours,
the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why
we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at
home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to
raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never
adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the
service-sector economy, or longer life spans
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Re: Because lists of 10 are so much fun...
Seriously?
Bar tab = $156,000, Bus to Foxwoods = $0, Puking in the Stanley Cup = Priceless
HEIDELE!!!
zombie hugs to Cara from Bean!!
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
I dislike when people actually use this as a real argument. Com'n people!
I totally need pictures from the extravaganza that was Bean's party!! Are they on FB yet??? BTW, thanks for the Kara party site! I've shared it with several people on the 6-9 board looking for ideas!! (Personally, we're planning on having the party at a park for Cara's first and use the "You Are My Sunshine" theme!!)
Dogs? What about ducks? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8