I forgot deodorant this morning. (Who does that?)
FAIL.
I keep a travel-size one in my purse, but I brought a different purse in to work today. Luckily there's a little shop on campus that sells stuff like this.
THEN, I got back to my office and put it on. Somehow I got some on my hands, and my hands ended up in my mouth. Have you ever had deodorant in your mouth?
FAIL #2.
Re: deodorant fail. 2 fails, actually.
OMG this was my day yesterday!!! Had to drive to the store to get more and bought a travel sized deoderant for every purse and one for my desk, just in case.
Didn't get deoderant in the mouth, but got a big streak along the bottom of my shirt. Sigh. Deoderant in the mouth sounds terrible, though...
OMG...I just realized I did that too today.
That's what I get for sleeping another ten mins and running late.
So glad I'm not the only one!
And seriously, because I've done this before, that's why I always have one in my purse. You better believe this new mini-stick is now in my desk drawer!
I have gotten deodorant in my mouth. Sick. It's like biting into an unripened persimmon. It sucks out any moisture your mouth had. Yuck! Abe didn't believe me when I told him what happens when you get it in your mouth so, a few years ago, I sneak attacked him with a dab of deodorant on the rim of his drinking glass
EXACTLY!
LMAO that you forced it on Abe! Sick nasty. I wish I could figure out how to get this_shit out of my mouth. I'm chugging water like a mo' fo'.
hilarious. I have never had deodorant in my mouth, but thanks to you guys, I now feel like I know exactly what it would be like.
This has been me recently as well...
About a month ago I was making a grocery list and realized I didn't smell too nice (isn't it great when you notice that??), so I grabbed my deodorant from my purse and put it on. What I didn't realize was that my pen was still in my hand, uncapped, and I drew all over my armpit...
FTW! -its good for a laugh anyway..
lmao!!