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lmj8284lmj8284 member
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I came across this gem a little bit ago.  This chick thinks that she is having implantation cramping at 3 DPO.  Her logic is that since is only 4'7", her tubes are obviously shorter than the average woman and therefore the egg traveled to the uterus faster. 

Indifferent  Where do these people come from?  Is there a certain town somewhere that breeds this kind of stupid?

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  • busybeegirl1976busybeegirl1976

    So since I'm 5'9", does that mean my girl parts are bigger? Maybe I lay giant eggs that travel down my giant playground slide-like tubes.

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  • lilmrsT86lilmrsT86

    BAHAHAHAHA!

    As bad as this might sound I think they breed some of that stupid kind around here. I know a girl that thought if she leaned against the wall and stood on her head she would get PG faster. No joke.  Confused

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  • lmj8284lmj8284 member
    imagebusybeegirl1976:

    So since I'm 5'9", does that mean my girl parts are bigger? Maybe I lay giant eggs that travel down my giant playground slide-like tubes.

    I'm 5'8"!  My tubes must be like a tornado slide!  LOL:)

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  • FyreFry5FyreFry5
    imagebusybeegirl1976:

    So since I'm 5'9", does that mean my girl parts are bigger? Maybe I lay giant eggs that travel down my giant playground slide-like tubes.

    AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA.  

    ::cleans the iced tea I was drinking off the computer screen::

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  • busybeegirl1976busybeegirl1976
    imagelmj8284:
    imagebusybeegirl1976:

    So since I'm 5'9", does that mean my girl parts are bigger? Maybe I lay giant eggs that travel down my giant playground slide-like tubes.

    I'm 5'8"!  My tubes must be like a tornado slide!  LOL:)

    If you listen closely around O time, you can hear the faint "wheeeeeee" of our dinosaur eggs.

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  • RobynLovesDanoRobynLovesDano member

    hahahahahaha

    I'm 5'10, the dinosaur egg/playground slide analogy just made for the best mental image ever lol

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  • doozer1345doozer1345 member
    imagelilmrsT86:

    BAHAHAHAHA!

    As bad as this might sound I think they breed some of that stupid kind around here. I know a girl that thought if she leaned against the wall and stood on her head she would get PG faster. No joke.  Confused

    Sadly, the other day, DH asked if it may be a good idea for him to stand on the bed and hold my feet up to the ceiling........................................

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  • picklesxpicklesx member
    imagebusybeegirl1976:
    imagelmj8284:
    imagebusybeegirl1976:

    So since I'm 5'9", does that mean my girl parts are bigger? Maybe I lay giant eggs that travel down my giant playground slide-like tubes.

    I'm 5'8"!  My tubes must be like a tornado slide!  LOL:)

    If you listen closely around O time, you can hear the faint "wheeeeeee" of our dinosaur eggs.

     

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  • KateBeeKateBee member

     

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    I'm just imagining this.

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  • Nicoley22Nicoley22
    So good to know that my implantation cramping is going to take a little longer since i'm taller! LOL... thanks for this, so hilarious :)
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  • btsrc5btsrc5 member
    bwahahaha
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  • Mommy2GraysonMommy2Grayson member
    imagedoozer1345:
    imagelilmrsT86:

    BAHAHAHAHA!

    As bad as this might sound I think they breed some of that stupid kind around here. I know a girl that thought if she leaned against the wall and stood on her head she would get PG faster. No joke.  Confused

    Sadly, the other day, DH asked if it may be a good idea for him to stand on the bed and hold my feet up to the ceiling........................................

    This just make me CRACK UP!  My hubby and I were looking through Cosmo's best sex positions and there were a few that he would say, "That one would make gravity work in our favor, right?"  Haha!

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