Trying to Get Pregnant

Ladies...an answer for "Am I pregnant" posts

https://www.thepregnancytester.com/

Very accurate!  I am shocked that it knew I was doing the deed with Fabio! LOL

Re: Ladies...an answer for "Am I pregnant" posts

  • Yep this tester makes its way around the bump every couple months or so. I found it a couple months ago and shared with the board....but everyone already knew about it lol
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  • Shoot, and I thought I came across something brilliant!
  • I am so happy to announce that  am going to give birth to a beautiful baby boy with brown hair and brown eyes, weighing in at a whopping 15lbs 5 oz!!!  Jesse Jackson and I can't wait for his arrival.  LOL!!!

    Funny thing is - my last name is really Jackson....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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    I am so happy to announce that  am going to give birth to a beautiful baby boy with brown hair and brown eyes, weighing in at a whopping 15lbs 5 oz!!!  Jesse Jackson and I can't wait for his arrival.  LOL!!!

    Funny thing is - my last name is really Jackson....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

     

    And here I thought my 10lb, 13oz baby girl was big!  She will have blond hair and green eyes, just like the neighbor kid that I seduced.

    OP, as a newbie I hadn't ever seen this before.  Good find!

  • hahaha the Pope is my baby daddy ;)

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  • imageChoicesMom:
    Wow I can't believe I am pregnant! Haha! Especially since I just finished AF today! It's a good thing they let me know that Ralph Nader is my baby's father, saves me a trip to Maury!

    Ralph Nader is also the father of my 14 lb baby.  I can't believe that he cheated on me!

    BFP on IVF #2 6/29/2012. Beta #1 7/3 = 522; Beta #2 = 1180; Beta #3 = 6491 image BabyFruit Ticker
  • Man, I can't even be fake pregnant!

    No pregnancy detected

    Our remote testing didn't detect any apparent signs of pregnancy. Because there is always a small margin of error during remote testing operations, we strongly recommend that you verify the results with a re-test. To do this, click the "Re-Test" button below.

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    Man, I can't even be fake pregnant!

    No pregnancy detected

    Our remote testing didn't detect any apparent signs of pregnancy. Because there is always a small margin of error during remote testing operations, we strongly recommend that you verify the results with a re-test. To do this, click the "Re-Test" button below.


    Retest...maybe we can share Fabio...And HOLD REALLY STILL LOL

  • Wow...My 15 lbs daughter is by PeeWee Herman huh?  Mildly appropriate since my first kiss (23 year ago!) was during one of his movies hahaha
    IUD removed June '10. CP Sept'10. Confirmed complete bicornuate uterus June '11.
  • Yikes 13lb 6 oz baby boy with Boss Hog... red hair and gray eyes. That was fun I always wondered what my future child would look like lol.
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    imageChoicesMom:
    Wow I can't believe I am pregnant! Haha! Especially since I just finished AF today! It's a good thing they let me know that Ralph Nader is my baby's father, saves me a trip to Maury!

    Ralph Nader is also the father of my 14 lb baby.  I can't believe that he cheated on me!

    That cad! He is having an 11lbs boy with me too!!

     

    (The weight would be more impressive to me if my last child hadn't actually been 11 pounds at birth!)

  • Haha, this is hilarious! I have conceived a 16lb baby girl (yikes) with Michael Jackson (double yikes!).  I guess I've been summoning the baby gods from 6ft below...
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  • Goodnes, my baby boy will weigh in at 14lbs 8 oz!

     

    Bill O'Reilly is the proud Papa. Surprise

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    Goodnes, my baby boy will weigh in at 14lbs 8 oz!

     

    Bill O'Reilly is the proud Papa. Surprise

    Cheating Bastard!! I'm having his baby too! And apparently despite the fact that I come from a European background our little girl will be Asian!

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  • I am having a baby boy with Aaahnold Schwarzenegger!
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    Together since 5/08 ~ Married 6/19/10 ~ TTC #1 since 8/10
    BFP#1 3/26/11 ~ EDD 12/2/11 ~ Ectopic Twins left tube 7w3d
    BFP#2 11/2/11 ~ EDD 7/14/12 ~ Robert Edgar born 7/18/12
    BFP#3 9/28/13 ~ EDD 5/20/14 ~ Benjamin Clarence born 5/15/14
  • Thanks for posting this, I needed a good laugh today.
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  • Yay!! I'm KTFU too! With a 16lb11oz boy with gray eyes and blonde hair...

    Who's the daddy? JANET EFFING RENO. LMAO

    Me (33). DH (37). DD (2.2012). MCs x4. After 4 years & 7 months, due 4.2018!


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