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faithita
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Undeniable adult truths (NTTGPR)
faithita
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Just got this in a fwd which I usually hate... but I thought a lot of these were hysterical, so I am sharing... hopefully everyone hasn't already gotten this one:
Undeniable adult
truths
1. I think part of a best friend's job
should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment
during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I
didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm
font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a
fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really
necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their
directions on # 5;I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of
my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more
interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't
at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but
there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever
comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my
collection...again..
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I
swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my
phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with a drink, than Kay.
17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What"? before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front; Stay strong, brothers and
sisters!
20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
21. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey; but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974; That means it only took 100 years for
men to realize that their brain is also important.
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Re: Undeniable adult truths (NTTGPR)
Love it!
I bet some of the girls here have some great additions to the list!
I have seen it before but I strongly agree with #4.
I do have one to add (based on recent experience):
The sure fire way to ensure that someone will come in your office is to fart.
"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it the more it will elude you but if u turn your attention to other things it will come & sit softly on your shoulder."
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