Seriously bored at work today!!! So I made Gerry a girlfriend but I can't get the biatch to run! lol Got any ideas how to get this hooker to move?

**Edited title from Natkay to "Meet Gina and Gerry"** If you think G&G are stupid thats cool too, just putting it out there for people to officially meet them! (Thanks Natkay!)
Re: Meet Gina and Gerry
LMAO!!! LOVE it. So does Gerry. I swear he stood up a little straighter when he first saw her. (bahah... ewwww...sorry!)
I have no clue. I have absolutely no knowledge of the inner-workings of Gerry. For all I know a magical fairy dildo gawd makes him run! Either she needs some motivation or we need tech support. I'm thinking probably tech support.
BAHAHAHA, I just spit my coffee out everywhere!! Hilarious.
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I think Gina would be a very appropriate name.
Love her!!!
I am literally on the edge of my seat waiting for this.
In the meantime, I'll share what I accidentally did playing with the tinypic editor.
I need serious help.
Run Gerry! Ruuuuun! You will eventually get to Gina soon! They look excited to see each other:)
ETA her name;)
Methinks so too. Something about a dildo named Gina just feels right.
LOL! This is amazing. I don't think she needs to run, let the man do the chasing. Attagirl, Gina.
It's actually making me sad that they cant touch.
::runs in::
Can I just say this is AWESOME! LMAO! I really needed to smile this a.m.
::runs out::
I found Gerry and Gina's long lost hippy uncle - Uncle Shroomer!
LMAO this is incredible! How'd you do this!? Can you make Gina pink and invert her and have them running towards each other? That would be ideal, I think.
Is it sad that I can stare at this for hours and it makes me smile?
WHOA! Slow your roll lol Gerry and Gina are related?!? bahahaha
Nope, its just that awesome.
LOL! No. It's Gina's uncle but since Gerry and Gina are married, then it's both their uncle. These ain't no redneck, inbreeding dildos here. They are sophisitcated dildos about town!
This is getting way outta hand... I love it.
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I say rock it!
Maybe make an official post announcing Gerry and Gina to the board and if people want to jump on the dildowagon they can.
:lurker joining in:
Gerry and Gina have made my day! I think the mascot sig should have both - Gerry running for Gina.
ETA: damn TB, took forever for that to post
For Gina and Gerry:
<img src="https://i54.tinypic.com/2nlhdvd.jpg" width="81px"> <img src="https://i10.tinypic.com/2s6k3ed.jpg" width="81px">
For just Gina
<img src="https://i54.tinypic.com/2nlhdvd.jpg" width="81px">
For just Gerry
<img src="https://i10.tinypic.com/2s6k3ed.jpg" width="81px">
I am ROFL right now! You two are freaking hilarious. Thanks for the entertainment today!!