Desperate times call for... (Poll)

natkay02 · December 2010

... desperate measures, right? DH and I found ourselves between holiday parties on Christmas day with an abundance of extremely fertile looking CM. THANKS SANTA! So on a country road between the IL's and our best friend's house, we squeezed my new Equinox ever-so-conspicuously into the truck loading dock of a Family Dollar. (I thought a visual would help the story along.) I think the cherry on the top of the whole experience was Chumbawamba's song "Tubthumping" ("I get knocked down, but I get up again...") playing on my XM in the background. After our mission was accomplished, we laughed all the way to the party.

That's my story, do you have one? What's the weirdest/craziest spot you and your husband did the deed? Did you have to do any sneaky holiday Bd'ing of your own?

repen · December 2010

That is pretty great! I am impressed.

btsrc5 · December 2010

Bwahaha WTG!

Jewlz018 · December 2010

That's awesome! Way to take advantage of fertile CM!

HazelBee22 · December 2010

hahahaha!! I love it! Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do! Wink

The worst DH and I have done was stop at a No Tell Motel while on a family vacation.

brookelynpaisley · December 2010

I'm just bowing down to the master of the Klassy Kwickie right now. I have no great stories. DH and I didn't get a chance at holiday nookie, and I won't be home until tomorrow (he went home yesterday). But when I get home. It.is.ON.

natkay02 · December 2010

Thanks ladies! We were pretty proud of ourselves.

I almost forgot that the funniest part was trying to decide which newly acquired Christmas gift or extra item of clothing would be sacrificed for the "clean-up." DH's extra sweatshirt lost the bet.

tlynnus · December 2010

We are living with my mom right now while we try to sell our house. We have been sneaking around the last few days. It is very unsexy!

brookelynpaisley · December 2010

natkay02:

Thanks ladies! We were pretty proud of ourselves.

I almost forgot that the funniest part was trying to decide which newly acquired Christmas gift or extra item of clothing would be sacrificed for the "clean-up." DH's extra sweatshirt lost the bet.

Buahahahahah!! How do you forget the best part?

natkay02 · December 2010

brookelynpaisley:
I'm just bowing down to the master of the Klassy Kwickie right now. I have no great stories. DH and I didn't get a chance at holiday nookie, and I won't be home until tomorrow (he went home yesterday). But when I get home. It.is.ON.

Bahaha. Oh that's me. Doesn't get classier than the Family Dollar loading dock. I kind of want to put this title on my siggy, somehow. Stick out tongue

Oh and HAPPY HUMPING, bp.

amandaloren · December 2010

Nothing that sneaky lol Stick out tongue

Done it in the car before on a back dirt road....in a house shell (they were building the house and it was at night time when noone was there obviously) Nothing that exciting though lol

brookelynpaisley · December 2010

natkay02:

brookelynpaisley:
I'm just bowing down to the master of the Klassy Kwickie right now. I have no great stories. DH and I didn't get a chance at holiday nookie, and I won't be home until tomorrow (he went home yesterday). But when I get home. It.is.ON.

Bahaha. Oh that's me. Doesn't get classier than the Family Dollar loading dock. I kind of want to put this title on my siggy, somehow.

Oh and HAPPY HUMPING, bp.

Also, if you get pregnant this cycle, you need to put a sneaky nod to his/her conception site in the name. Like Cash or Penny or just straight up Savings.

moosegal · December 2010

Hahahaha!!! That is so awesome. If the fertility gods have any sense of humor, you will surely be KTFU this month. "Honey, you were conceived in the loading dock of a Dollar Store." It's just too good to waste on a BFN!

natkay02 · December 2010

moosegal:
Hahahaha!!! That is so awesome. If the fertility gods have any sense of humor, you will surely be KTFU this month. "Honey, you were conceived in the loading dock of a Dollar Store." It's just too good to waste on a BFN!

I couldn't agree more.

And maybe the first page of the baby book should be a photo of the Family Dollar or a piece of a shopping bag... LOL.

StephK · December 2010

brookelynpaisley:
natkay02:

brookelynpaisley:
I'm just bowing down to the master of the Klassy Kwickie right now. I have no great stories. DH and I didn't get a chance at holiday nookie, and I won't be home until tomorrow (he went home yesterday). But when I get home. It.is.ON.

Bahaha. Oh that's me. Doesn't get classier than the Family Dollar loading dock. I kind of want to put this title on my siggy, somehow.

Oh and HAPPY HUMPING, bp.

Also, if you get pregnant this cycle, you need to put a sneaky nod to his/her conception site in the name. Like Cash or Penny or just straight up Savings.

LOL! Or, maybe just a $ instead of an S somewhere in the name?

brookelynpaisley · December 2010

StephK:
brookelynpaisley:
natkay02:

brookelynpaisley:
I'm just bowing down to the master of the Klassy Kwickie right now. I have no great stories. DH and I didn't get a chance at holiday nookie, and I won't be home until tomorrow (he went home yesterday). But when I get home. It.is.ON.

Bahaha. Oh that's me. Doesn't get classier than the Family Dollar loading dock. I kind of want to put this title on my siggy, somehow.

Oh and HAPPY HUMPING, bp.

Also, if you get pregnant this cycle, you need to put a sneaky nod to his/her conception site in the name. Like Cash or Penny or just straight up Savings.

LOL! Or, maybe just a $ instead of an S somewhere in the name?

Yes!! How do you feel about $ydney? Ja$on? Maddi$yn?

EDIT: quote fail

FyreFry5 · December 2010

Fantastic story! MH is too conservative to ever even think about doing something like this...it does sound pretty hot though

Hope it worked!

busybeegirl1976 · December 2010

natkay02:

brookelynpaisley:
I'm just bowing down to the master of the Klassy Kwickie right now. I have no great stories. DH and I didn't get a chance at holiday nookie, and I won't be home until tomorrow (he went home yesterday). But when I get home. It.is.ON.

Bahaha. Oh that's me. Doesn't get classier than the Family Dollar loading dock. I kind of want to put this title on my siggy, somehow.

Oh and HAPPY HUMPING, bp.

Do I smell February's Siggy Challenge? Me thinks I do!

natkay02 · December 2010

brookelynpaisley:
StephK:
brookelynpaisley:
natkay02:

brookelynpaisley:
I'm just bowing down to the master of the Klassy Kwickie right now. I have no great stories. DH and I didn't get a chance at holiday nookie, and I won't be home until tomorrow (he went home yesterday). But when I get home. It.is.ON.

Bahaha. Oh that's me. Doesn't get classier than the Family Dollar loading dock. I kind of want to put this title on my siggy, somehow.

Oh and HAPPY HUMPING, bp.

Also, if you get pregnant this cycle, you need to put a sneaky nod to his/her conception site in the name. Like Cash or Penny or just straight up Savings.

LOL! Or, maybe just a $ instead of an S somewhere in the name?

Yes!! How do you feel about $ydney? Ja$on? Maddi$yn?

EDIT: quote fail

Bahahaha... I'll take those into consideration. You girls are cracking me up! Maybe I'll have their initials be FD (Family Dollar)... like Frank Daniel and Fannie Dee.

Wish Upon A Star · December 2010

FyreFry5:
Fantastic story! MH is too conservative to ever even think about doing something like this...it does sound pretty hot though Hope it worked!

I know! I am jealous- my husband would NEVER do anything like that. I can barely get him to have sex in the living room.

FyreFry5 · December 2010

busybeegirl1976:
natkay02:

brookelynpaisley:
I'm just bowing down to the master of the Klassy Kwickie right now. I have no great stories. DH and I didn't get a chance at holiday nookie, and I won't be home until tomorrow (he went home yesterday). But when I get home. It.is.ON.

Bahaha. Oh that's me. Doesn't get classier than the Family Dollar loading dock. I kind of want to put this title on my siggy, somehow.

Oh and HAPPY HUMPING, bp.

Do I smell February's Siggy Challenge? Me thinks I do!

I like it! And appropriate for Valentine's Day. "Craziest place you've done the deed." Should be interesting!

mdiblasi10 · December 2010

BAHAHA, what a great story! We are pretty lame too. We did have sex while our cruise ship was in the Gatun Locks in the Panama Canal, so technically we had sex in the Panama Canal Wink

amor_eterno · December 2010

That would make a great story if you get KU this cycle!

dogparkdiva · December 2010

Haha!!!

My family came to visit and stayed with my husband and I around Thanksgiving...which just so happened to be my fertile time.

We ended up on the floor of our walk in closet with clothes stuffed under the door and the TV playing in the background...my husband kept telling me to concentrate because I was laughing so hard! Despite it all, we had fun!