An Interfaith Holiday Tale, by Ethan

skoorbnibor · December 2010

Robin: E, why do we celebrate Christmas? Ethan: It is for baby Jesus, he was born. And Santa.Robin: Where was Jesus born? Tell me about it.Ethan: There was a mean guy, Anti gus (King Antichus) and he made Joseph and Mary go to Bethleham to a barn. There was no oil, just a camel, a donkey and a dog. Baby Jesus was born and he got gold. Gelt is candy.
and Ethan's christmas list? Boats, a kitchen, a new home for nemo and gold and frankencense. (apparently, he is unimpressed with myrrh)