WTF mom!? you are driving me crazy! i know its not your intention but youre making me feel like i do nothing right. one minute youre telling me that my baby is fussy all the time and its not normal and the next minute youre telling me its normal and babies cry. then you constantly ask whats going on with her and how she is and how our night was then youre telling me i complain too much. oh, and i am spoiling her by holding her all the time right? shall i just let her cry then??? GGRRRR leave me alone!!!!
WTF Mom... You come over to MY house where I am making dinner for YOU and dad, plusmy daughter and husband- and my 12 week old begins to cry and instead of asking to help by getting the baby or the dinner, you stay on your butt looking at MY facebook account!
WTF little sister....You come over to my house and defiantly wake up my sleeping baby after I specifically said, DON'T TOUCH HIM. Then you use the excuse, " Well every time I'm over here, he's asleep...I never get to play with him." To which I responded..."You are welcome to come over at 3am...he'll be up and ready to play then." Ugh she's such an asshat.
WTF, measuring spoon? You were lost for a week, which made baking Christmas cookies kind of difficult. But then you showed up in my garbage disposal when I turned it on. You jammed the disposal and broke it and water leaked through the disposal, the cabinets, through my floor and down into my basement.
Just stay in the damn drawer where you belong. You suck.
WTF DH! You broke your precious lava lamp last night and left the glass all over the floor for me to clean up when I got up this morning? I didn't break it, and I'm not your mommy to clean up your messes after you even though you and your cousin trekked in your dirty sneakers all over the apartment, (including the white kitchen floor)...and then you complain the apartment is messy? YOU MAKE THE MESSES!
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Why are you not at work!! I like having my days where you are not here being an a$$wipe, GO TO WORK!!
WTF Sister and (same) BIL why the hell would you put back TWO empty milk jugs back in the fridge?? Milk will NOT just magically appear the longer you leave the empty jugs in the fridge!!
WTF Dog, No you can not step on baby's head to cuddle with me.. that's grounds for going flying across the room.. but I think you want flying lessons cause You keep trying!!!
WTF mom!? you are driving me crazy! i know its not your intention but youre making me feel like i do nothing right. one minute youre telling me that my baby is fussy all the time and its not normal and the next minute youre telling me its normal and babies cry. then you constantly ask whats going on with her and how she is and how our night was then youre telling me i complain too much. oh, and i am spoiling her by holding her all the time right? shall i just let her cry then??? GGRRRR leave me alone!!!!
WTF my mom too!! When M starts crying, you say "poor girl could starve to death around this joint" then ten minutes later when she's calmly nursing you say, "is that kid still eating?" You better cut it out before she can understand you, or you're going to give her a seriously f*ed self esteem- not to mention an eating disorder!!
WTF DH, BACK OFF about Christmas!! Your idea of "making sure we have time to do *our* Christmas" is odd. We live with my parents, I can't tell them to not come in the living room while we lounge about for hours on end. LO is not even going to be 6 weeks old, I promise she won't remember if we open presents in front of other people.
Re: WTF Wednesday anyone??!!!
WTF, measuring spoon? You were lost for a week, which made baking Christmas cookies kind of difficult. But then you showed up in my garbage disposal when I turned it on. You jammed the disposal and broke it and water leaked through the disposal, the cabinets, through my floor and down into my basement.
Just stay in the damn drawer where you belong. You suck.
WTF BIL
Why are you not at work!! I like having my days where you are not here being an a$$wipe, GO TO WORK!!
WTF Sister and (same) BIL why the hell would you put back TWO empty milk jugs back in the fridge?? Milk will NOT just magically appear the longer you leave the empty jugs in the fridge!!
WTF Dog, No you can not step on baby's head to cuddle with me.. that's grounds for going flying across the room.. but I think you want flying lessons cause You keep trying!!!
WTF my mom too!! When M starts crying, you say "poor girl could starve to death around this joint" then ten minutes later when she's calmly nursing you say, "is that kid still eating?" You better cut it out before she can understand you, or you're going to give her a seriously f*ed self esteem- not to mention an eating disorder!!
WTF DH, BACK OFF about Christmas!! Your idea of "making sure we have time to do *our* Christmas" is odd. We live with my parents, I can't tell them to not come in the living room while we lounge about for hours on end. LO is not even going to be 6 weeks old, I promise she won't remember if we open presents in front of other people.
Ugh.