Babies: 0 - 3 Months

Tue. Night WTF PNR

IDK if we did a WTF post. I had to get a few out before I hit the hay. 

WTF Stupid Huggies! LO has a blowout AT LEAST once a day when we use your stupid diapers. NOT COOL!

WTF DH: Why did you open a case of Huggies I said I was going to exchange for more pampers. Now I'm obligated to use the whole 104 damm crapasstic diapers that DD can poop out the front, back, and both leg holes all at once. 

WTF DD: Why for the past 3 days have you laid in your bassinet and talked to yourself and giggled for hours. Then wake up every hour on the hour from 3am on? It's really cute hearing you talk, and you can do it all you want during the day. Please hush and go night night like a good girl, Mommy needs sleep.

Re: Tue. Night WTF PNR

  • WTF DH's family: Christmas is going to be hard this year- we lost 2 family members within 3 months of each other. Why do you have to make it harder by being uber-stressful (this is mostly aimed towards my FIL)!!?

    WTF traffic: I hate you. I just want to go out and do normal stuff but all the crazy shoppers are getting in my way!!  

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  • WTF DH.  Does your stomach really have to be so weak that when you were changing one of Sam's stinky diapers today, you puked all over the floor b/c of the smell?  Then I was stuck finishing the changing of the nasty diaper and scrubbing vomit out of the carpet.  Do not think your little puke-fest is going to get you out of changing any future diapers.  I'm sure your tummy will get stronger and stronger with every stinky diaper you change.
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    WTF DH.  Does your stomach really have to be so weak that when you were changing one of Sam's stinky diapers today, you puked all over the floor b/c of the smell?  Then I was stuck finishing the changing of the nasty diaper and scrubbing vomit out of the carpet.  Do not think your little puke-fest is going to get you out of changing any future diapers.  I'm sure your tummy will get stronger and stronger with every stinky diaper you change.

    He puked? Literally? Wowsers. Tell him to not breathe through his nose next time. It's not *that* bad. Tell him to learn some coping techniques! Yikes. Sorry girl.  

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    imagejands01:
    WTF DH.  Does your stomach really have to be so weak that when you were changing one of Sam's stinky diapers today, you puked all over the floor b/c of the smell?  Then I was stuck finishing the changing of the nasty diaper and scrubbing vomit out of the carpet.  Do not think your little puke-fest is going to get you out of changing any future diapers.  I'm sure your tummy will get stronger and stronger with every stinky diaper you change.

    He puked? Literally? Wowsers. Tell him to not breathe through his nose next time. It's not *that* bad. Tell him to learn some coping techniques! Yikes. Sorry girl.  

    Yes...literally.  It started with gagging and I tried to get over there to take over before he vomited but I was too late.  He seriously has a weak stomach and can't handle bad smells.  He would die if he knew I told people b/c he's such a "manly man".  I had to laugh later today but during I was so grossed out and it took everything for me not to vomit.

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    imageSchick'sChick:

    imagejands01:
    WTF DH.  Does your stomach really have to be so weak that when you were changing one of Sam's stinky diapers today, you puked all over the floor b/c of the smell?  Then I was stuck finishing the changing of the nasty diaper and scrubbing vomit out of the carpet.  Do not think your little puke-fest is going to get you out of changing any future diapers.  I'm sure your tummy will get stronger and stronger with every stinky diaper you change.

    He puked? Literally? Wowsers. Tell him to not breathe through his nose next time. It's not *that* bad. Tell him to learn some coping techniques! Yikes. Sorry girl.  

    Yes...literally.  It started with gagging and I tried to get over there to take over before he vomited but I was too late.  He seriously has a weak stomach and can't handle bad smells.  He would die if he knew I told people b/c he's such a "manly man".  I had to laugh later today but during I was so grossed out and it took everything for me not to vomit.

    have him wipe some vicks vapor rub under his nose before he changes like homicide detectives do.  lol 

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  • WTF North Texas weather? Why am I perspiring and using the air conditioner 4 days before Christmas? This balmy weather makes me bah-humbug-ish.
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  • WTF laptop: why the hell arent you waterproof? I just spilled all 5oz of LOs bottle on you, and now your ruined. I spent 750 dollars on you, the least you can do is deflect formula !
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  • WTF: Christmas shoppers.  Why do you have to be so rude? Please realize that everyone is in a hurry and is stressed and having that attitude isn't helping anybody-especially the cashier thats helping you until 11 pm that will be waking up with a newborn 3 times tonight.
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