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Confession *slaps own wrist*

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  • This made me LOL. No flames here :) 
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  • 2u2 scares the crap out of me! I'm afraid to even try having sex with DH - it's been 8 weeks - I feel bad about it. Embarrassed

    But hey, we must use our womanly ways to get what we want, no shame in that!!

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  • OMG The word "bareback" made me LOL.
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  • you should be nervous about 2u2- it's freaking hard.

    but i say go for it- cause i'm an enabler like that. get him slizzered. 


  • One word: BWAHAHAHA!!!!
     
    Good luck! Also, what was his response the next morning? Does he remember? 
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  • imageMrs.M317:

    2u2 scares the crap out of me! I'm afraid to even try having sex with DH - it's been 8 weeks - I feel bad about it. Embarrassed

    But hey, we must use our womanly ways to get what we want, no shame in that!!

    We didn't do it for 10 weeks and I felt bad, it still hurt like hell and I had a c-section.

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  • 0 flames from me...I so wish I could get DH tipsy and do the exact same thing!!
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  • imaget.bird:

    you should be nervous about 2u2- it's freaking hard.

    but i say go for it- cause i'm an enabler like that. get him slizzered. 

    Bahaha, she said slizzered.
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  • imaget.bird:

    you should be nervous about 2u2- it's freaking hard.

    but i say go for it- cause i'm an enabler like that. get him slizzered. 

    I agree with all of this 100%!!!

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  • I would do it too! Although I am pretty sure I was "sampling" some tequila,vodka and wine the night Nattie was made.
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  • imageMissNikki007:
    Bahaha, she said slizzered.

    that's right.

    all the sober girls around him they'll be "ac'in" like they drunk. sizzurp.

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  • imagezeadfly:

    LOL, naughty girl!

    That reminds me of how I can sort of take advantage of H's euphoric state after sex to get him to buy me baby stuff. We do what we gotta do. Stick out tongue

    I can identify with the birthday money thing, my dad still sends me birthday money like I'm a child too. I'm not complaining, and since it's in Nov I always end up using it to buy Lily's Christmas presents with.

    Is that not normal?  My grandma and my biological father always send me birthday/christmas money... I'm not complaining-I love it!  I used to buy stuff for me and DH but now it goes straight to daycare!

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  • My sister is 14mos older than me and we're super close, so I want 2u2 as well. BUT my husband has back problems, so I'm the one that holds DS the majority of the time. So if i were to have another LO so quickly, I'd have to grow another set of arms.. (On the bright side tho, if I wait, my sister and I can try to get PG at the same time lol)
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  • imageMrs.M317:

    2u2 scares the crap out of me! I'm afraid to even try having sex with DH - it's been 8 weeks - I feel bad about it. Embarrassed

    This is us.  We're terrified of having 3 under 2, so we haven't had sex yet.  We're not sure we will until DH gets snipped.  

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    imageMrs.M317:

    2u2 scares the crap out of me! I'm afraid to even try having sex with DH - it's been 8 weeks - I feel bad about it. Embarrassed

    This is us.  We're terrified of having 3 under 2, so we haven't had sex yet.  We're not sure we will until DH gets snipped.  

    Sookie = Brown chicken brown cow

    That is my mom's fav joke! LMAO

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  • Sookie - you like to raw dog it. tee hee

     

    T.Bird - tsk tsk like a G-6

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  • Bwaahaha!!
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