I am cooking bacon. Here is the convo.
Mr.- Hot damn I love the smell of bacon!
Me- yeah it smells pretty good.
Mr.- The smell of cooking bacon makes me horny.
Me- What do you mean? When you smell bacon you want to have sex with me?
Mr.- No. When I smell bacon, I want it to fvck my face.
oy.

Re: As if I didn't know Mr. was a complete wackado...