I'm only on page 3 so far, but the one that weirds me out the most are the ones who let their dude pee inside them.
I just asked DH about that 'in code' so that DS didn't pick up on what I was saying. DH replied, "No! It's impossible for me to pee inside you. It doesn't work that way." Then DS asked "Daddy why do you want to pee inside Mommy?" Great, DH, now he's going to go to school and repeat this conversation. That's why I was asking in code!
Second - the belly button thing on pg 5 - I get sharp pains in my vag if I put pressure in my belly button. I thought I was just wired weird, but it's nice to know I'm not the only one.
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I'm only on page 3 so far, but the one that weirds me out the most are the ones who let their dude pee inside them.
I just asked DH about that 'in code' so that DS didn't pick up on what I was saying. DH replied, "No! It's impossible for me to pee inside you. It doesn't work that way." Then DS asked "Daddy why do you want to pee inside Mommy?" Great, DH, now he's going to go to school and repeat this conversation. That's why I was asking in code!
Second - the belly button thing on pg 5 - I get sharp pains in my vag if I put pressure in my belly button. I thought I was just wired weird, but it's nice to know I'm not the only one.
Oh my gosh, you're ds is going to come home with a letter in his back pack about the things he was talking about!
Second - the belly button thing on pg 5 - I get sharp pains in my vag if I put pressure in my belly button. I thought I was just wired weird, but it's nice to know I'm not the only one.
Dude, get out.
I want to cry if anyone touches my belly button, including a baby kicking it from the inside. It hurts my vag, and for some reason it just makes me really uncomfortable physically and mentally.
I quit before page 5. I have to go read whatever was posted.
I'm only on page 3 so far, but the one that weirds me out the most are the ones who let their dude pee inside them.
I just asked DH about that 'in code' so that DS didn't pick up on what I was saying. DH replied, "No! It's impossible for me to pee inside you. It doesn't work that way." Then DS asked "Daddy why do you want to pee inside Mommy?" Great, DH, now he's going to go to school and repeat this conversation. That's why I was asking in code!
Second - the belly button thing on pg 5 - I get sharp pains in my vag if I put pressure in my belly button. I thought I was just wired weird, but it's nice to know I'm not the only one.
Oh my gosh, you're ds is going to come home with a letter in his back pack about the things he was talking about!
I KNOW! Ugh, DH needs to realize that even if DS doesn't understand what we're talking about he still can repeat it. Also, DS is always listening even if we think he's preoccupied.
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Second - the belly button thing on pg 5 - I get sharp pains in my vag if I put pressure in my belly button. I thought I was just wired weird, but it's nice to know I'm not the only one.
Dude, get out.
I want to cry if anyone touches my belly button, including a baby kicking it from the inside. It hurts my vag, and for some reason it just makes me really uncomfortable physically and mentally.
I quit before page 5. I have to go read whatever was posted.
I quit too. There are only so many things I can hear about pee and poop, esp in relation to sex and showering .
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"I love glitterfarts and pregnant unicorns." ~ Tim'sWifey
"Pregnancy is a beautiful thing, a natural thing, and how dare you degrade it with your yuppie wanna be rapper and his rhymes." ~ Melaneigh
"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards." Benjamin Franklin
Second - the belly button thing on pg 5 - I get sharp pains in my vag if I put pressure in my belly button. I thought I was just wired weird, but it's nice to know I'm not the only one.
Dude, get out.
I want to cry if anyone touches my belly button, including a baby kicking it from the inside. It hurts my vag, and for some reason it just makes me really uncomfortable physically and mentally.
I quit before page 5. I have to go read whatever was posted.
Exactly. It's sofaking weird.
Luckily for this pregnancy I think my placenta is right behind my belly button. I haven't felt any kicks right there, but I did all the time with DS.
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Thank you for sharing. That was special.
I just asked DH about that 'in code' so that DS didn't pick up on what I was saying. DH replied, "No! It's impossible for me to pee inside you. It doesn't work that way." Then DS asked "Daddy why do you want to pee inside Mommy?" Great, DH, now he's going to go to school and repeat this conversation. That's why I was asking in code!
Second - the belly button thing on pg 5 - I get sharp pains in my vag if I put pressure in my belly button. I thought I was just wired weird, but it's nice to know I'm not the only one.
Oh my gosh, you're ds is going to come home with a letter in his back pack about the things he was talking about!
Dude, get out.
I want to cry if anyone touches my belly button, including a baby kicking it from the inside. It hurts my vag, and for some reason it just makes me really uncomfortable physically and mentally.
I quit before page 5. I have to go read whatever was posted.
I KNOW! Ugh, DH needs to realize that even if DS doesn't understand what we're talking about he still can repeat it. Also, DS is always listening even if we think he's preoccupied.
I quit too. There are only so many things I can hear about pee and poop, esp in relation to sex and showering .
"I love glitterfarts and pregnant unicorns." ~ Tim'sWifey
"Pregnancy is a beautiful thing, a natural thing, and how dare you degrade it with your yuppie wanna be rapper and his rhymes." ~ Melaneigh
"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards." Benjamin Franklin
Exactly. It's sofaking weird.
Luckily for this pregnancy I think my placenta is right behind my belly button. I haven't felt any kicks right there, but I did all the time with DS.