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Old school.. Fingernail full of feta

triciaj1triciaj1 member
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I work in a pediatric hospital now, and a momma who is KU just freaked bc she ate a "tiny, like nail full" of feta. So I of course died, and thought of my old bump days!

 

P.S. I still think about the poop post too!

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  • lyse2143lyse2143 member
    Annnnnd the q-tip trick? ::eye roll::
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  • triciaj1triciaj1 member
    LOL.. the bump has surely enriched our lives!
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  • cantalopes24cantalopes24 member
    Is it just me or is it odd that a fingernail is apparently a commonly used unit of measurement?
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  • triciaj1triciaj1 member

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    Is it just me or is it odd that a fingernail is apparently a commonly used unit of measurement?

    LOL right?!? Oh people. I do enjoy people.

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  • lyse2143lyse2143 member
    I think it is perfectly acceptable form of measuring an amount. IF you're a cocaine addict.
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  • lyse2143lyse2143 member
    Oh and not to mention, I don't know what a fingernail type means as far as quantity. Whose fingernail are we talking? If its mine, then your SOL because the amount would be zero.
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  • triciaj1triciaj1 member

    imagelyse2143:
    Oh and not to mention, I don't know what a fingernail type means as far as quantity. Whose fingernail are we talking? If its mine, then your SOL because the amount would be zero.

    Good point! Are we talking the size of a fingernail, which finger? Or are we saying what you could stuff under your fingernail? Or what you scoop with your fingernail??

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    imagetriciaj1:

    imagelyse2143:
    Oh and not to mention, I don't know what a fingernail type means as far as quantity. Whose fingernail are we talking? If its mine, then your SOL because the amount would be zero.

    Good point! Are we talking the size of a fingernail, which finger? Or are we saying what you could stuff under your fingernail? Or what you scoop with your fingernail??

    I wondered about that when I first read the infamous post. At first I thought it meant what you could stuff under your fingernail, but that isn't very much unless you have really long Lee Press-On Nails or something. :P 

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    imageOtter*Pop:
    imagetriciaj1:

    imagelyse2143:
    Oh and not to mention, I don't know what a fingernail type means as far as quantity. Whose fingernail are we talking? If its mine, then your SOL because the amount would be zero.

    Good point! Are we talking the size of a fingernail, which finger? Or are we saying what you could stuff under your fingernail? Or what you scoop with your fingernail??

    I wondered about that when I first read the infamous post. At first I thought it meant what you could stuff under your fingernail, but that isn't very much unless you have really long Lee Press-On Nails or something. :P 

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  • LadyXaverianLadyXaverian member
    Y'all are beetoches. I should pee in your box of wine. Stick out tongue
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    imageSarahL77:
    Y'all are beetoches. I should pee in your box of wine. Stick out tongue

     

    LOL.. Hey you! What is a beetoch? lol

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    imagetriciaj1:

    imageSarahL77:
    Y'all are beetoches. I should pee in your box of wine. Stick out tongue

     

    LOL.. Hey you! What is a beetoch? lol

    Beeotch, bizznatch, biitch... pick your favorite. :)

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  • triciaj1triciaj1 member
    imageSarahL77:
    imagetriciaj1:

    imageSarahL77:
    Y'all are beetoches. I should pee in your box of wine. Stick out tongue

     

    LOL.. Hey you! What is a beetoch? lol

    Beeotch, bizznatch, biitch... pick your favorite. :)

     

    Umm I pick LP!

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  • lyse2143lyse2143 member
    Boxed wine with pee in it is like extra protein. Its good for the phantom baby!
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    imagetriciaj1:
    imageSarahL77:
    imagetriciaj1:

    imageSarahL77:
    Y'all are beetoches. I should pee in your box of wine. Stick out tongue

     

    LOL.. Hey you! What is a beetoch? lol

    Beeotch, bizznatch, biitch... pick your favorite. :)

     

    Umm I pick LP!

    Thanks a lot. Now I want pie.

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  • triciaj1triciaj1 member

    imagelyse2143:
    Boxed wine with pee in it is like extra protein. Its good for the phantom baby!

    Not to mention DELISH!

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    imageStarAnnice:

    I'd like to know if she also felt the sperm meet the egg.

    Oi.

     

    No need, the glitter vag fart sealed the deal!

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    imageStarAnnice:

    I'd like to know if she also felt the sperm meet the egg.

    Oi.

    That wasn't sperm meeting egg, that was the baby ute punching her for eating the feta!
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  • Ya Never KnowYa Never Know member
    imageStarAnnice:

    LOL

    Don't tell me she's one who took 2 HPT's that came back pos, therefore, she must be having twins!

    Crap, you mean that's now how it works? 

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  • lyse2143lyse2143 member
    It is full of awesome now that YOU'RE here. Big Smile
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  • lyse2143lyse2143 member
    Glad you stopped in my Pappsypoo!! No headache right now. I am getting up at 4:30 though so I'm sure that will feel grrrrreat! Oh well though. One more day until I can see how things are progressing!!
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    imagelyse2143:
    I think it is perfectly acceptable form of measuring an amount. IF you're a cocaine addict.

    I haven't even read the rest of this post but this one comment just made DH and the dog look at me like I'm nucking futs. 

     And yes Tricia, TB sure has given us some entertaining times over the last 1+ years. :)

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  • lyse2143lyse2143 member
    imageyoungin12:

    imagelyse2143:
    I think it is perfectly acceptable form of measuring an amount. IF you're a cocaine addict.

    I haven't even read the rest of this post but this one comment just made DH and the dog look at me like I'm nucking futs. 

     And yes Tricia, TB sure has given us some entertaining times over the last 1+ years. :)

    LOLZZZ Hey I do what I can. 

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  • lyse2143lyse2143 member
    Thanks babe! I'm off to do my shots then bed!!! Goodnight all!!
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    How has irish twins not been mentioned? What kind of birth control do you guys plan on using once you are KU?
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  • triciaj1triciaj1 member

    LOL.. oh how I've missed it all..

     Maybe I'll make alpaca cheese ravoli in honor

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  • MandyBrownNoserMandyBrownNoser member
    I remember asking the fnf chick how much precisely her fingernail held but she didn't answer me.  She was too busy making herself puke.
    Fuuck TTC - I'm moving on.
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  • RicolaRicola member
    Is it wrong that I thought of the horsetail one right when I read the title of this thread? Ick!
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    imageRicola:
    Is it wrong that I thought of the horsetail one right when I read the title of this thread? Ick!

     

    Freak!! LOL

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    This post has me ROTFLMAO!
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  • MilliwaysMilliways member

    and don't forget farm boy baby catcher...the girl who wanted her baby daddy to deliver her baby for her since he had done it for farm animals he was qualified.

     

    I love this thread!

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